Children
Food
Sports
Age
Dad Jokes
100

How Many Children Does Daddy Have?

FIVE! Our Dad Has 5 Children

100

Least Favorite Food.

The Most Reasonable Answer Is TUNA.

100

Sport(s) He does more often.

Probably Baseball, Football, And 2/3/4 Square.

100

How Old Is He Now?

He Is 48- Almost 49.

100

I'm Afraid Of Calenders...

...Its Days Are Numbered

200

What Are The NAMES Of All Of His Children?

If You Put Them From Oldest To Youngest It Goes: Erik Jr, Elysia, Evelyn, Isabella And IAN

200

Mots Favorite Food?

Trick Question, He Likes Many.

200

Sports He Doesnt Really Do.

Lacrosse, Cricket, Soccer.

200

How Old Was He 14 Months Ago?

47

200

My Wife Said I Should Do Lunges To Stay In Shape...

...That Would Be A Big Step Forward.

300

What Are The Ages?

25, 23, 21, 11, and 9

300

What Does He Do If He Is Served Something He Dislikes?

He Pushes Through It And Eats It Like A Big Boy.

300

Sports he does occasionally?

Golf, Football

300

If His Wife Is 38, How Much Is The Age Difference?

10 Years.

300

Why Do Fathers Take And Extra Pair Of Socks When They Go Golfing...

...In Case They Get A Hole In One.
400

Are They In Relationships?

Correct Answer Is YES! 3 Of His Children Are In A Relationship.

400

Pizza Place We Go To A Lot?

Little Caesers.

400

What Is The Sports Company He Likes The Most?

I9 Sports.

400

He Is 48, If You Subract 24, Add 14, Then Add 2, The Divide That Answer By 2, Whats The Answer?

20.

400

Singing In The Shower Is Fun Until You Get Soap In Your Mouth...

...Then Its A Soap Opera.

500

Which 3 Children Are In Relationships?

Elysia, Evelyn and Isabella. (All Girls)

500

Favorite Day Of Week?

Sub Saturday/Friday/Tuesday

500

Most Disturbing Sports Shop Name?

DICKS Sporting Good-

500

If You Subract 25 From 48 Whats The Answer.

23

500

It Was Funny Til...

JK make your own we'll rate if you deserve 500 Points or not.