Money
What are the criteria for bonuses?
1. Giving of the Best Bosses/Birthday/Christmas presents
2. Discretionary, based on company's growth
3. The phases of the moon
4. A coin toss
2. Discretionary, based on company's growth.
What year was the first Safety Sleeper made.
1. 2007
2. 2009
3. 2010
4. 1910
1.2007 ( minus 2 points if you said 4)
How long has Timmy worked for us?
1. 6 years
2. 20 years
3. 5 years
4. 8 years
1. 6 years
When did Zac know that he wanted making sewing and design his career choice?
1. When he realized those shoes weren't going to pay for themselves.
2. When he found out superhero didn't come with a retirement plan
3. Very young, sewed with mom and grandmother
4. There was no plan, who says he can sew.
3.Very young, sewed with mom and grandmother
Why does the company buy you lunch for staff meetings?
1. Originally staff meeting encompassed lunch so we didn't take away production time.
2. Rose wants to fatten us up, you all know the story of Hansel and Gretel
3. We are trying to sneak onions into April's food as much as possible
4. We are trying to expand Justin's culinary range, no cold food out of a can or hot pockets.
1. Originally staff meeting encompassed lunch so we didn't take away production time.
Why does Rose love monthly pay?
1. It is the best for healthy financial budgeting
2. It significantly administrative time/effort/cost
3. Rose's personal torture device
4. A and B
4. A and B (bet you thought it was 3)
Why are the colors for Abram's Nation orange and blue?
1. Rose looks awesome in orange and blue
2. Rose is an Auburn fan
3. Orange is Abram's favorite color, and blue for sleep
4. Kylee hates orange
3. Orange is Abram's favorite color, and blue for sleep
Who is the longest continuous working employee at Abram's Nation?
1. Zac
2. Timmy
3. Chris
4. Kylee
4. Kylee at 7 years
When are we getting rid of the carpet in the production area?
1. But it is so pretty...
2. It catches our threads so well.
3. Never (need a go fund me for about 100,000 dollars)
4. It is way better then the old concrete floor.
3. 3. Never (need a go fund me for about 100,000 dollars)Never
Who is always right Chris or Zac?
1. Chris
2. Zac
3. Neither, they are both working on the best way to do their job, and helping everyone on floor do theirs
4. Chris (guess who typed this up)
3. Neither, they are both working on the best way to do their job, and helping everyone on floor do theirs
How many hours of PTO and Holiday time does a full time hourly employee get after January 1st after 5 years.
1. -5
2. 550 (you wished)
3. 80
4. 176
4. 176
Why did we put cameras up in the building?
1. So Rose could cancel her Netflix subscription.
2. For the security and protection of all employees
3. Jeff loves DIY projects
4. To overhear all your fascinating conversations about your bosses.
2. For the security and protection of all employees
What was the very first company name?
1. Abram's Bed
2. Sleep Safe Bed
3. Abram's Nations
4. Just go the f.... to sleep
2. Sleep Safe Bed
How long has Rose known Emily?
1. 2 years
2. Met her last winter at AC/DC reunion concert in Akron Ohio
3. 10 years
4. 21 years
4. 21 years
Why do we have goal setting meetings?
1. Nothing else to do that day
2. Management needs an excuse to drink.
3. Everyone looks forward too it so much.
4. Track progress
4. Track progress
What is the matching percentage for the IRA?
1. -6.5%
2. 50%
3.3%
4. Pi divide by 2 x the length of your car
3%
Does Jeff have to ask Rose for a day off?
1. What day off?
2. Yes, he has to fill out a PTO request form two weeks in advance
3. Rose isn't telling
4. None of the above.
3. Rose isn't telling
How many countries are The Safety Sleeper in?
1. 19
2. 25
3. 12
4. Depends on whether you consider Florida part of the US, or a totally separate country.
1. 19
Why did Kylee move to Florida?
1. She took a part time job as a storm chaser for the weather channel
2. She needed a place to set up her pool side inflatable office
3.She developed a deadly snow allergy
4. Her husband got a job there, but we still needed her here so now she is like our real life Siri
4. Her husband got a job there, but we still needed her here so now she is like our real life Siri.
Why do we have team building exercises?
1. Chris demands them.
2. Helps create and maintain good and healthy working relationships.
3. Rose is a very sadistic person
4. We need to crown a corn hole king/queen.
2. Helps create and maintain good and healthy working relationships.
What was the standard cost of living (COLA) raises for 2021
1.Depends on the tidal charts for that year
2. 1.3%
3.15%
4. 100%
2. 1.3%
Where was the first safety sleeper made?
1. New Jersey
2. Pennsylvania
3. Bikini Bottom
4. Texas
4. Texas
Why did the manufacturing moved from Texas to PA
1. Rose hates Texas
2. Rose's Spanish sucks and they won't speak German
3. Rose adores that sexy Pittsburgh accent
4. Rose wanted to have more control over the quality of her product and wanted to have monthly metric meetings.
4. Rose wanted to have more control over the quality of her product and wanted to have monthly metric meetings.
What is Jeff's favorite color?
1. Green
2. Whatever Rose tells him that day
3. Whatever is cheapest
4. All of the above
4. All of the above
What does "the board" represent to Rose
1. The place Rose can go to plot about firing us all.(insert Rose with evil villain laugh)
2. Monitoring our excellence
3.Managment bitchfest
4. Helps get Rose's steps in from her office to the board and back.
2. Monitoring our excellence