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100

If 3 out of 100 people choke on popcorn, what is the absolute risk that someone does not choke on popcorn?

96%

100

If 5 out of 50 dogs bark at Napoleon, what’s the absolute risk?

10%

100

If 12 out of 60 singers mumble the verses, what’s the absolute risk?

20%

100

If 13 out of 20 pizzas have glitter, what’s the absolute risk?

65%

100

If 4 out of 40 students misplace their protractor, what’s the absolute risk?

10%

200

Out of 1,000 dogs at the Boston Tea Paw-ty, 25 spill the tea. What’s the absolute risk?

2.5%

200

10 out of 500 candy lovers get cavities. What’s the absolute risk?

2%

200

In a party of 500, 25 glitter-covered sandwiches are served. Absolute risk?

5%

200

If 1,200 of 3,000 shoes are glittery, what’s the absolute risk?

40%

200

At karaoke, 40 of 800 people forget the lyrics. Absolute risk?

5%

300

Out of 1,200 chairs, 480 sparkle unexpectedly. What’s the absolute risk that a chair does not sparkle unexpectedly?

60%

300

120 of 1,200 people only know the chorus. What’s the absolute risk that people do not know the chorus?

90%

300

A new soda causes stomach aches in 7 out of 250 people. What is the absolute risk?

2.8%

300

In a sample of 400 dogs, 36 steal George Washington’s socks. What’s the absolute risk?

9%

300

15 of 600 students cry during fractions. What is the absolute risk that a student did not cry ?

97.5%

400

A “ruff” war record shows 72 of 600 pups refused to march. What is the absolute risk?

12%

400

In a math club of 300, 48 quit after calculus. What’s the absolute risk?

16%

400

If 90 of 2,000 students fail geometry, what’s the absolute risk?

4.5%

400

In a group of 800, 64 get a sugar crash. What’s the absolute risk?

8%

400

If 72 of 360 scream the wrong lyrics, what’s the absolute risk?

20%

500

Absolute risk is 0.08 for mis-singing the bridge. In a crowd of 2,500, how many people mess it up?

200 people

500

Absolute risk is 0.22 for forgetting the quadratic formula. Out of 500 students, how many forget?

110 students

500

A study finds an absolute risk of 0.15 that your backpack has glitter. Out of 400 backpacks, how many sparkle?

60 backpacks

500

If the absolute risk of a historical tail-chasing rebellion is 0.045, how many out of 2,000 dogs joined?

90 dogs

500

If the absolute risk of a donut-induced nap is 12% , how many out of 200 students will fall asleep?

24 students