SOCCER knowledge
What sound does Ronaldo make when he scores?
SUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
INVESTIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What shoes do you wear for soccer?
Cleats
Why did the picture go to prison?
It got framed HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
What is it called when your hand hits the soccer ball when its in play?
Handball
WHat do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND BEEF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
What soccer equipment do you use to protect your shins in soccer?
Shin guards
How did the tree get on its account?
IT LOGGED ON HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What's a penlty shot?
When you get a open shot with you and the goal keeper when you get fouled near their goal.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
YOU LOOK FLUSHED HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA