In the Schema of CS Major Stereotypes
~62% of people urinate regularly sometime during this “daily” activity.
What is "showering"?
This programming language, often praised for its simplicity and readability, saw a surge in popularity after releasing its long-awaited pattern-matching enhancements in 2024.
What is Python?
This "Father of Computing" designed the Analytical Engine, a mechanical general-purpose computer.
Who is Charles Babbage
What is "hello world"
def sum_of_squares(n):
int 1, s = 0
for i in range(n):
s+= i * i
return sWhat is Python?
While not objectively unattractive, this pejorative term describes a person with an unpopular location for facial hair.
What is "neckbeard"?
This country is home to TSMC, the world's largest contract chip manufacturer.
What is Taiwan?
This pioneering computer scientist created the first algorithm intended to be executed by a machine, making her the first programmer.
Who is Ada Lovelace?
“Proficient in data analysis” after using Excel a couple times.
What is putting something, anything on your resume?
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Hello, World!" << endl;
return 0;
} What is C++?
About 1,400 species of this exist in the United States. Have you made contact with it recently?
What is "grass"?
In 2025, this open-source platform for container orchestration celebrated its 10th anniversary, remaining a cornerstone of cloud-native development.
What is Kubernetes?
This early computer bug was caused by a _____ trapped in a relay and was documented by Grace Hopper in 1947.
What is a moth?
You’re now an expert at filling out the same form 100 times.
What is internship applications?
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What is machine code?
A record-high 653,104 Americans experienced this on a single night in January 2023. Will AI cause us to join them?
What is "homelessness"?
This neural network architecture introduced in 2023, which gained massive attention for its efficiency in training large language models, shares its name with a popular sci-fi franchise.
What are Transformers?
This operating system, originally developed in 1969 at Bell Labs, became the foundation for many modern systems, including Linux and macOS.
What is Unix?
Writing a post on ______ like you're the #1 draft pick.
tabToComma :: Char -> Char tabToComma '\t' = ',' tabToComma c = c. main = interact (map tabToComma)
What is Haskell?
Elizabeth Taylor once said “Success is a great [this]. It takes away all your past smells.”
What is "deodorant"?
In 2025, this theory gained renewed interest as Meta unveiled plans to introduce AI-powered autonomous accounts, blurring the lines between human and bot interactions online.
What is the "Dead Internet Theory"?
In 1943, this British computer was built to break the Lorenz cipher used by the Germans during World War II.
What is Colossus?
What are job descriptions?
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What is Brainf**k?