Duh
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
What can you break without touching it?
A Promise
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
What the only US State that can by typed on one row of a keyboard?
Alaska
How many months have 28 days?
12
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet
What has keys but can’t open locks?
A Piano
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A Coin
What can you catch but not throw?
A Cold
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
"Incorrectly"
What is the most common surname in the United States?
Smith
This fruit was once called a “love apple”.
Tomato
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What is at the end of everything?
"G"
If you’re in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
2nd Place
What kind of band never plays music?
A Rubber band
There are four floors in a hotel. The higher the floor, the more people live there. Which floor does the elevator go to most often?
The 1st Floor
If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors
How long was the longest recorded tennis match played for?
11 Hours
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A Relationship