Airplanes
Bad Jokes
True or False
100

Do some airplanes have secret bedrooms for the crew?

Yes - this allows the crew to get some sleep on long flights

100

I tried to catch some fog once, but I ??

Mist

100

Golf balls have 300-500 dimples?

True - all golf balls don't have the same number of dimples

200

Is it safer to sit at the front or back of an airplane?

studies say those at the back have a better chance of survival in a crash

200

What's the easiest way to get straight A's in school?

Use a ruler

200

Lightening can't strike in the same place twice

False - lightening can actually strike in the same place more than one time

300

Will you find an ashtray in an airplane's bathroom?

Yes - Federal regulations still require them 

300

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crumbly

300

Scotland's national animal is a unicorn

True 

400

Why are airplane's windows shaped round?

They are safer than square windows.  Square windows form cracks in the corners

400

Why did the girl steal a chair from the classroom?

The teacher told her to take a seat

400

The record for the tallest human in the world is almost 9 feet tall

True - Robert Wadlow measured 8 feet 11 inches tall

500

Are pilots trained for bird strikes?

Pilots are taught to fly with one engine if birds cause an engine to be damaged

500

What kind of shoes do lazy people wear?

Loafers

500

The sun is not a star

False - the sun is actually a star