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Denver Airport: Fact or Conspiracy?
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100

"Can You Hear Me Now? Good."

Verizon

100

The 32-foot-tall blue horse statue with glowing red eyes, nicknamed "Blucifer," tragically killed its creator, Luis Jiménez, during its construction.

Fact

100

After hearing he has a one in a million shot with Mary Swanson in "Dumb and Dumber," Lloyd Christmas replies with this hopeful phrase.

So you're telling me there's a chance!

100

This is the process by which plants use sunlight to make food.

What is photosynthesis?

100

An icon of the Mexican folk art tradition, she is known for her striking self-portraits, such as "The Two Fridas.

Frida Kahlo

200

"Think Different."

Apple

200

The airport has an extensive and largely unused underground tunnel system, supposedly built to house bunkers for the global elite.

Fact (Though their stated purpose is for a defunct baggage system)

200

A down-on-her-luck baker's life unravels as she navigates the expensive rituals of being her best friend's maid of honor.

Bridesmaids

200

The perimeter of a square with a side length of 5 inches

20 inches

200

Pioneered by Picasso and Braque, this early-20th-century style depicts subjects from multiple viewpoints using geometric shapes.

Cubism

300

This company's famous five-note jingle accompanied the promise of having its powerful processors "Inside."

Intel

300

Embedded in the floor of the main terminal are words and symbols that have been confirmed by university linguists to be a translatable form of an alien or "Reptilian" language.

Conspiracy (There are strange words and symbols on the floor, but no credible linguists have confirmed them to be an alien language.)

300

He played Will Ferrell's stepbrother in "Step Brothers," singing partner in "Walk Hard," and best friend/racing partner in "Talladega Nights.

John C. Reilly

300

The Constitution divides the U.S. federal government into these three branches.

Legislative, executive, and judicial branches

300

This fast-drying paint containing pigment suspended in a polymer emulsion is a popular modern alternative to oil paints.

Acrylic paint?

400

"Work Hard. Have Fun. Make History."

Amazon

400

The airport is decorated with gargoyles sitting in suitcases, one of which is named "Notre Denver."

Fact

400

This 1999 Mike Judge cult classic satirizes corporate life, focusing on Peter Gibbons' rebellion against his soul-crushing job at Initech

"Office Space

400

This fraction is equivalent to 21 and has a denominator of 4.

2/4

400

A color scheme derived from a single base hue and extended using its shades, tones, and tints

monochromatic

500

"Step into Rift."

Oculus

500

Declassified property records show that the land for DIA was secretly purchased by and is still owned by the British Royal Family as a secure mountain fortress for their survival during a future apocalypse.  

Conspiracy

500

In the 2023 phenomenon Barbie, after Ken discovers the patriarchy and brings it back to Barbie Land, he renames his dream house to reflect his newfound passions. By what full, redundant, four-word title does he call his new home?

Mojo Dojo Casa House?

500

The largest and deepest of the world's five oceans.  

Pacific Ocean

500

An influential American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement, he was famous for his "drip" technique

Jackson Pollock