Bad Puns
I read a book on electricity, it was_____________
Shocking
If Meg had 10 cookies and gave 4 away, how many did she have left to give to Jaeden?
6
What is the name of the house we belong to?
The white mountain lions
What is the ocean on the west coast?
Pacific
Practice makes______________
Perfect
Who was Lassie? (500 points)
A Dog
Why was the scarecrow given a raise?
It was outstanding in it's field
What is the square root of 36?
6
NH is know as the__________________
Granite State
What year was the Declaration of Independence signed?
1776
A picture is worth______________
A thousand words
What type of animal is said to have 9 lives?
cat
Why was the math textbook stressed?
It had too many problems
If Alice has 2 buckets and sells 1 bucket, how many buckets does she have?
One
What president is on the penny?
Lincoln
What two states are not connected to the USA?
Alaska and Hawaii
Don't judge a book by it's ____________
Cover
A titmouse is a kind of bird, true or false
True
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Her students were too bright!
What is U + 8 if U = 8?
16
Name any type of fowl.
duck, chicken, goose, swan
What are the first 10 amendment's known as?
The Bill of Rights
May the force be__________
with you
What animal does mutton come from?
Sheep
Why did the orange stop rolling down hill?
It ran out of juice
What is 2 x 4?
8
What type of doctor is a pediatrician?
A doctor that sees children
Where is Mount Rushmore, or what is it?
South Dakota or A mountain with 4 presidents on it.
When in Rome, do as the _______________
The Roman's do
A filly is a baby girl horse, true or false
True