Membership
There are this many types of membership in AED.
What is 2?
A chef rat ruins health inspectors' careers but makes great soup.
What is Ratatouille?
This molecule is known as the “energy currency” of the cell.
What is ATP?
A 41-year-old man said he was “just being silly” when arrested for pointing a laser at a sheriff’s office helicopter.
What is Florida?
This AED program pairs an upperclassman mentor with an underclassman mentee
What is Med Buddies?
You need 6 of these types of points to remain in good standing.
What are service points?
Rival acapella teams try to out-sing and out-dance each other, occasionally throwing shade.
What is Pitch Perfect?
This gas makes up about 78% of Earth’s atmosphere.
What is Nitrogen?
A man in the Miami area was arrested after chasing a squirrel into a grocery store, then argued with the cashier that the squirrel stole his wallet.
What is fiction?
This underclassman group within AED meets 30 minutes before every general meeting.
What is FSC?
Your first 3 required meeting points do NOT count toward these 2 statuses.
What are gold and platinum status?
Water delivery guy tackles his way to fame.
What is The Waterboy
This part of the brain is responsible for coordinating balance and fine motor control — and unfortunately, it’s the first thing alcohol impairs.
What is the cerebellum?
A Florida man was caught trying to smuggle two iguanas into Disney World by stuffing them in his backpack, claiming they were pets.
What is fiction?
This AED program focuses on spreading awareness about HIV/AIDS.
What is PrEPared?
All members must complete THIS LSU-required type of education in the form of an online course. They must then submit the certificate for approval.
What is hazing prevention?
Man with attitude, talking raccoon, and tree best friend go on a space road trip.
What is Guardians of the Galaxy?
This law states that pressure and volume of a gas are inversely proportional at constant temperature.
What is Boyle's law?
A woman was arrested after a witness saw her throw an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
What is Florida?
This professor serves as the faculty advisor for AED
Who is Dr. Donze?
National members must have a science GPA of this to remain in good standing.
What is a 3.3?
College girl joins sorority, wins murder case with pink outfits.
What is Legally Blonde?
This is the neurotransmitter primarily involved in the parasympathetic “rest and digest” response.
What is acetylcholine?
A man in Fort Lauderdale was cited for “disturbing the peace” after hosting a nightly karaoke contest for neighborhood raccoons.
What is fiction?
Our first giveback is going to be on Saturday, September 27th at this tearific spot.
What is Besteas?