Aunty Sayings
Where should I put this?
come and put it on my head
You say you’re not feeling well and want to rest.
“At your age, you're tired? What work have you done?”
pepsodent
toothpaste
Poverty is a ....
disease
Abi
is it not true/ am i not right
So the girl that got 100% does she have .....
two heads
POV:You are leaving for college
you better not go and disgrace the family over there oo
Foam
mattress
i shouted jezoz what a life i said .....
oga i cannot bear this again
I taya
im tired
IF YOU DONT STOP CRYING.....
..I'll give you something to cry about
"We saw your picture on Instagram"……
...so thats how you dress now eh
tra?
trousers
OH WOULD YOU GET OUT OF THIS PLACE...
you STINK with poverty
Shayo
alcohol
Your mates are out there doing something with their lives, but you .....
are busy pressing phone!
In this house, we greet our elders , we are not your.....
mates
Cambo
boots
heeiiIIIii heiiIIii....."why are you....
...running , why are you running??
you barb?
you get it
You’re doing shakara now, just remember…
…beauty fades but character remains!
You say you don’t want to go to church this Sunday
as long as your live under this roof you are going !
indomie
ramen
Back in Costa rica , we call this......
EERINGO FLAMINGO
Japa
escape , run away