April and Alex by the Numbers
Treacherous transplants? April and Alex have lived in New York for THIS many years.
What is three?
April and Alex's first jobs at Brandeis were working THIS job, where April would soon become Alex's boss which she (Alex) liked very much indeed.
What is Lights and Sound for SPS?
Alex and April once saw THIS celebrity help a woman carry up a stroller in the Times Square subway station.
Who is John Oliver?
Despite his wisdom, composure, and grace, Batman is only THIS many years old.
What is three years old?
Alex is still mad at April for not being invited to THIS event.
What is April's Bat Mitzvah?
Still only babies, April and Alex were only THIS many years old when they started dating.
What is fifteen years old?
April and Alex saw THIS band for their first date and also their 10 year anniversary in NYC!
Who are The Oh Hellos?
Exactly one week before the Covid-19 pandemic, April and Alex attended the yearly video game convention PAX East with press passes for the radio station, where they were among the first people in North America to play THIS video game for the Nintendo Switch.
What is Animal Crossing New Horizons?
Originally a Japanese word, Batman is THIS type of cat.
What is hachiware?
Alex and April got WBRS shut down for a year because of massive guest attendance exceeding room capacity for THIS band's concert at Brandeis.
Who is kero kero bonito?
Alex and April's anniversary unfortunately falls on THIS inauspicious day.
October 7th :(((
Shortly before sharing their first kiss, April beat Alex at THIS video game for the Nintendo Wii.
What is Mario Kart Wii(TM)?
During performances of her high school band Roadtrip, April dedicated a cover of THIS song by Meghan Trainor to Alex.
what is like im gonna lose you by meghan trainor?
DAILY DOUBLE: Ever the keen observer, Batman can tell the difference between THESE two things, somehow.
What are Zoom calls and Youtube videos?
One day in middle school, April's ex boyfriend thought April was inviting him into the tech crew supply closet to have their first kiss when she was really doing THIS
what is breaking up with him?
After being dumped by her last girlfriend over text, Alex waited THIS many weeks to ask April to homecoming.
What is two weeks? Also she said no lol :(
April and Alex first met in middle school in THIS gathering place.
What is the cafeteria?
Alex and April were among the first people in the world to lay eyes on THIS cancelled celebrity in his first american appearance since getting canceled.
Who is Marilyn Manson?
During Batman's last visit to the vet, he wowwed the vet tech with THIS new trick.
What is standing under the automatic soap dispenser and getting covered in foam?
One year before they started dating, Alex confessed her feelings to April while suffering from THIS affliction.
What is a concussion?
April is older than Alex by THIS many months, from which Alex derives endless joy and delight.
What is two or three months depending on how you count?
DAILY DOUBLE: Their first time hanging out as friends, April and Alex watched THIS movie in theaters together on THIS holiday — it was also a snow day.
What is The Lego Movie?
Alex knew that it wasn't meant to be when her last girlfriend revealed to her that she did not enjoy THIS common hobby.
what is music
Not counting his long beautiful tail, Batman is THIS many apples tall.
What is seven apples tall?
April and Alex often struggled to find a safe place to go make out! One time they got stuck in the parking lot of THIS type of establishment, requiring Alex to drive them off road to escape.
What is a school?