Why Is The Mississippi River Unusual?
It Has Four Eyes But Cannot See.
What Ship Has Two Mates, But No Captain?
A Relationship.
What Do You Find In Water That Never Gets Wet?
A Reflection.
A Farmer Has 10 Chickens, Five Horses, Two Children, And A Wife. How Many Feet Are On The Farm?
8. Horses And Chickens Don't Have Feet.
What Seven Letters Did Sophie Say When She Saw That The Fridge Had No Food?
O-I-C-U-R-M-T.
You Are In A Room With A Match, A Kerosene Lamp, A Candle, And A Fireplace. What Do You Light Up First?
The Match.
Five People Were Under An Umbrella, Why Didn't They Get Wet?
It Wasn't Raining.
People Make Me, Save Me, Change Me, And Raise Me. What Am I?
Money.
What Three Letters Can Turn A Child Into An Adult?
Age.
What 4 Letter Word Can Be Read And Writen Forward, Backward, Or Upside Down, And Can Still Be Read From Left To Right?
NOON
I Have Both Heads And Tails, But Yet Cannot Live, What Am I?
A Coin
If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What Do Mayflowers Bring?
Joe Mama-I-I Mean Pilgrims.
A Man Describes His Daughters By Saying, They Are All Blonde But Two, They Are All Brunette But Two, And They Are Redheaded But Two. How Many Daughters Does He Have?
3.
Three Doctors Said That Bob Is Their Brother. Bob Says He Has No Brothers. How Many Brothers Does Bob Actually Have?
Three.
A Girl Is Sitting In A Room At Night With No Source Of Light At All. Yet She Can Read, How?
She Can Read Braille
A Farmer Has 20 Sheep, 10 Pigs, And 10 Cows. If We Call The Pigs Cows, How Many Cows Are There?
Ten
What Kind Of Dress Can Never Be Worn?
An Address.
What Is In London With The Same In Brazil?
The Letter L
What Is Black When Bought, Red When Used, And Gray When You Throw It Away?
Charcoal.
How Can A Person Walk For 8 Days Without Sleeping?
She Sleeps At Night.
Is It Correct To Say, The Yolk Of Eggs ARE White, Or The Yolk Of Eggs IS Right?
Neither. It Is The Yolk Of Eggs Are Yellow.
When Is It A Bad Luck To Meet A White Cat?
When You're A Mouse
I Am So Simple, I Can Only Point. Yet I Help Guide People All Over The World. What Am I?
A Compass
Remove The Outside, Cook The Inside, Eat The Outside, Throw Away The Inside. What Am I?
It's Corn!
What Word Becomes Its Own Past Tense Version Just By Rearranging Its Letters?
Eat (Ate)