Back in my day
This pre-MP3 player completely filled up your pocket.
What is a Walkman?
He used to pregames with shots. Now he pregames with this beverage.
What is Liquid I. V.
This is the average percentage of Alex‘s daily calorie intake after finishing Jack’s snack bowl.
What is 40%
he partied so hard he puked and made others clean it up.
When was Melissa and Sam‘s wedding? When was Taeler’s graduation party?
When was Ashley and Aaron‘s wedding?
Most noble brother, on the morn of thy thirtieth year, I salute thee!
Though I be but seventeen, yet hast thou ever been a steadfast guide and a gracious soul in my life. May fortune smile upon thee, and may this new decade bring thee triumphs worthy of a hero’s tale. Thou art a man of honor, mirth, and wisdom, and I am proud to walk in the path thou hast lighted.
Alex played on this retro game console.
What is the Nintendo 64 and PS1
The real reason he avoids going out isn’t parenthood — it’s this.
Jeans without a stretchy waistband.
This is the reason he’s is late to everything.
What is a toddler refusing shoes for absolutely no reason?
He was once blamed for having this piece of contraband in the house that Taeler found.
What is chewing tobacco.
It only goes downhill from here.
Who is Merrick?
Alex had these as trading cards.
What is Yugio
Now that he’s 30, this body part hurts for no reason at all.
Literally all of them.
This is the exact volume Jack reaches when asked to do something he doesn’t like.
What is jet engine level?
Locked out of an Air bnb
The honeymoon
My wish for Alex is that he could jump in a Time Machine and go back in time and make better relationship decisions.
Who is Randolph.
Keychain game. Is probably dead from starvation
What is Tamagotchi?
This is the wildest thing he has done this week.
Staying up past 10Pm.
Alex and Jack love doing this activity that mimics an animal.
Frog jumps
Alex had this haircut for his senior photos.
What is a double mohawk.
You don’t deserve to feel this good.
Who is Taeler?
We played Pajama Sam on this device.
What is a floppy disk?
He used to drink for fun now he drinks for this.
Kristin
this is the sign that Jack is plotting chaos
What is silence?
Alex once earned the nickname “grave digger.”
What is a story he gets really quiet about?
-That he doesn't go grey like Randolph.
Who is Kristin?