Back in my day
Dirty Thirty
Goldfish crackers: a food group
Bad Decisions, Great Stories
messages from the inner circle
100

This pre-MP3 player completely filled up your pocket.

What is a Walkman?

100

He used to pregames with shots. Now he pregames with this beverage.

What is Liquid I. V. 

100

This is the average percentage of Alex‘s daily calorie intake after finishing Jack’s snack bowl.

What is 40%

100

he partied so hard he puked and made others clean it up.

When was Melissa and Sam‘s wedding? When was Taeler’s graduation party?

When was Ashley and Aaron‘s wedding?

100

Most noble brother, on the morn of thy thirtieth year, I salute thee!

Though I be but seventeen, yet hast thou ever been a steadfast guide and a gracious soul in my life. May fortune smile upon thee, and may this new decade bring thee triumphs worthy of a hero’s tale. Thou art a man of honor, mirth, and wisdom, and I am proud to walk in the path thou hast lighted.

Who is Emma?
200

Alex played on this retro game console.

What is the Nintendo 64 and PS1

200

The real reason he avoids going out isn’t parenthood — it’s this.

Jeans without a stretchy waistband. 

200

This is the reason he’s is late to everything.

What is a toddler refusing shoes for absolutely no reason?

200

He was once blamed for having this piece of contraband in the house that Taeler found.

What is chewing tobacco.

200

It only goes downhill from here.

Who is Merrick?

300

Alex  had these as trading cards. 

What is Yugio

300

Now that he’s 30, this body part hurts for no reason at all.

Literally all of them. 

300

This is the exact volume Jack reaches when asked to do something he doesn’t like.

What is jet engine level?

300

Locked out of an Air bnb 

The honeymoon

300

My wish for Alex is that he could jump in a Time Machine and go back in time and make better relationship decisions.

Who is Randolph. 

400

Keychain game. Is probably dead from starvation

What is Tamagotchi?

400

This is the wildest thing he has done this week. 

Staying up past 10Pm. 

400

Alex and Jack love doing this activity that mimics an animal.

Frog jumps

400

Alex had this haircut for his senior photos. 

What is a double mohawk.

400

You don’t deserve to feel this good.

Who is Taeler?

500

We played Pajama Sam on this device.

What is a floppy disk?

500

He used to drink for fun now he drinks for this. 

Kristin

500

this is the sign that Jack is plotting chaos

What is silence?

500

Alex once earned the nickname “grave digger.”

What is a story he gets really quiet about?

500

-That he doesn't go grey like Randolph.

Who is Kristin?