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LET'S STEAL THE MOON!
100
The number pi is the perfect example of this type of number, which never ends and never repeats the same pattern
What is an irrational number?
100
Functions follow one simple rule: every input must only have this number of outputs!
What is 1?
100
This flying dinosaur is the subject of a very funny bathroom joke (apparently you can't hear him going to the bathroom!)
What is a pterodactyl?
100
If you had twelve apples and you received five more, that would be performing this operation that most students learn starting in kindergarten
What is addition?
100
If you suffer one of these, it means you hit your head pretty badly and might be experiencing dizziness, nausea, and headaches. You'll also need to take a few weeks on the bench!
What is a CONcussion?
100
I will be stealing the moon with this very awesome invention that will make the moon super small!
What is a shrink ray?
200
If I perform this operation on a number, this means I'm multiplying the number by itself once
What is squaring the number?
200
In the function y=2x+1 an input of 3 will result in an output of this
What is 7?
200
You get one of these when you finish shopping at the grocery store (and probably throw it away, too!)
What is a receipt?
200
It's the english way of reading this expression: 2 >= 1
What is "2 is greater than or equal to 1"?
200
In an expression, this is the name of a term that has no variables (think plain numbers like 5 and 10!)
What is a CONstant?
200
These are the names of my gorls! They may make annoying noises, but I love them!
Who are Margo, Edith and Agnes?
300
This type of number includes the natural numbers, their negative counterparts, and 0
What are the integers?
300
The one thing that separates a linear function from a nonlinear function is this
What is a constant rate of change?
300
This branch of science studies the function of the human mind as well as tries to figure out our behaviors
What is psychology?
300
If I divide two numbers, the result is known as this
What is the quotient?
300
If you do this, it means you let something off your chest that someone deserves to know about
What is CONfess?
300
I will be stealing the moon with the help of my very old scientific inventor, creator of the fart gun and the cookie robots!
Who is Dr. Nefario?
400
If I add two of these kinds of numbers, I'll always get a number of that kind ... this doesn't always happen when I subtract them, though!
What are the natural / whole numbers?
400
One way to represent a function is to use this, where two egg shells encase the inputs and outputs and arrows connect the ordered pairs
What is a mapping?
400
This infection of the lungs is known to cause coughing and difficulty breathing
What is pneumonia?
400
Many students learn about PEMDAS to learn their order of operations, the most inconspicuous of these letters being the E, which stands for this
What is exponent?
400
This type of snake has never been documented eating a human whole, but I would stay away regardless!
What is an anaCONda?
400
Before I tuck my children to bed, I read them their favorite bedtime story with puppet cats that make me want to barf!
What is 3 Sleepy Kittens?
500
Using this operation on a number means that you are finding the magnitude of the number (which means you want it to be positive no matter what!)
What is the absolute value?
500
We would just use the letter i to represent the y-intercept, if it weren't too busy being this
What is the imaginary number?
500
This skin condition is caused by skin cells growing too fast, resulting in red, scaly patches
What is psoriasis?
500
This is an example of long division; the number on the outside is known as the divisor, and the number on the inside is known as this
What is the dividend?
500
This polygon has a property where I can draw a line connecting two points on the polygon and the line will not be contained in the polygon. This is known as this
What is CONcave?
500
My evil arch nemesis Vector has this stupid saying, that he "commits crimes with this and this!" Give me a break!
What are direction and magnitude?