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HORRIBLY DESCRIBED CHILDRENS BOOKS
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WHAT CITY DO THEY PLAY FOR?
BUTTON PRESSES ON THE CALCULATOR
"ARM" BAR
200

Bacteriologists specialize in  ...

what is bacteria?

200

An anthropomorphized feline wearing a hat breaks into a house with two small children, much to the dismay of the pet fish

What is The Cat in the Hat?

200

It could be a bird, or it could be that stupid machine at the arcade that ALWAYS DROPS THE TOY RIGHT BEFORE IT GOES THROUGH THE CHUTE DANG IT

What is a crane?

200
THE METS BABY ALL ABOUT THE METS LETS GO METS HIT A HOME RUN

What is New York City?

200

To type a fraction ...

What is alpha x? (or alpha y= enter)

200

An instrument that can be played really well and intricately ... or you can just blow into all the holes really loud and make a horrid sound

What is a hARMonica?

400

Cardiologists specialize in ...

what is the heart?

400

A pre-metamorphosized butterfly gets really fat

What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?

400

It could be a fruit, or it could be two people in love, this Friday at 6PM at the Olive Garden

What is a date?

400

The Lakers

What is Los Angeles

400

To go to the table ...

What is 2nd graph?

400

A type of cheese that goes great on pastas!

What is pARMesan?

600

Botanists specialize in ...

what is flowers?

600

A small rodent eats dessert and teaches cause and effect

What is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?

600

It could be a part of the human body or it could be a unit of measurement

What is a foot?

600

The Seahawks

What is Seattle?

600

To access the butterfly (intersections, maximums, zeroes, etc.) ...

What is 2nd trace?

600

This small animal with a hard shell around it is able to lower their own body temperature if needed

What is an ARMadillo?

800

Pathologists specialize in ...

What is disease?

800

Man willingly eats discolored food because of peer pressure

What is Green Eggs and Ham?

800

It could be a hot dog, or it could be the name of a person, or it could just be keeping it real

What is frank?

800

The Bruins

What is Boston?

800

To reset a graph window to the standard 10x10 ...

What is zoom 6? (or zoom standard)

800

A barbershop quartet needs to do this often if they're gonna sound good!

What is hARMonize?

1000

Anthropologists specialize in ...

what is humanity / human culture?

1000

Snobby brat in a wolf costume hallucinates in his bedroom and does magic tricks for beasts beyond comprehension

What is Where the Wild Things Are?

1000

It could be where the rats and sludge live, or a person that will fix that rip in your shirt

What is a sewer?

1000

The Twins

What is Minnesota?

1000

To type a logarithm with a specific base ...

What is math alpha math?

1000

The process by which someone loses their license to practice law

What is disbARMent?