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jokes
animal jokes
SCHOOL JOKES
FOOD JOKES
any jokees
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because they whip cream and beat eggs!!!
why a cooks so cruel?
100
a walkie-talkie ha ha ha ha ha ha
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Teacher:Of course not. Pupil:Oh good, because I didn't do my homework
Pupil: Sir,would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
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Stop goblin your food
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
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Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
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doug!!! ha ha
what do you call a cat with a spade?
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moo york!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where Do Cows Go On Their Holidays?
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A HEADACHE AAAWWWWWWW
Teacher: What do you Get if you add 4,657 and 7,854, then Subtract 678 and divide the answer by 62?
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A box of quackers.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
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cause they dont know the words ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
why does a bee hum?
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hoppy easter everyone!!!
What does the easter rabbit say to children?
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To reach the high notes.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
400
on a telebone
how does a skeleton call his friends?
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the waspital !!!!!!!!!! (funny)
Were do wasps go when their ill?
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A: He was tired of getting picked on!
Why did nose not want to go to school?s
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because the lable says shake well
Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?
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in an APE-RI-COT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do baby gorillas sleep?
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By using a ruler! WHOO
How do you get straight A's?