Champagne
The country where real champagne comes from
France
Similar to going by her first name and middle name, Champaign has another name it is commonly connected to.
A tall annual cereal grass originally domesticated in Mexico and widely grown for its large elongated ears of starchy seeds
Maize
She probably would think Dean was trouble when he walked in
Taylor Swift
Most commonly known as "floppy garbage breakfast disks" this breakfast item is universally known to be less delicious than waffles.
Pancakes
Your best bet for Champagne, but you can only afford crappy beer
Miller High Life
This "symbol" (NOT a mascot) was retired from the University of Illinois in 2007
Chief Illiniwek
Although Illinois grows good corn, this state grows the most
Iowa
Hamilton
This actor is a national treasure, but Ali is Gone in 60 seconds anytime his movies are on TV
Nicholas Cage
Death by Champagne: This type of animal was killed by a champagne cork by Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber
Snow Owl
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that" - this robot/AI was born at the University of Illinois
Hal 9000
"This Maize is like a Maze" said this character searching for Lil Sebastian on Parks and Rec
Andy Dwyer
Not whistling Dixie any longer, this "Chicks" song aggressively addresses the topic of domestic violence.
Goodbye Earl
You better be a 9 or higher if you want to be part of this game.
Euchre
Also known as the "Imperial", I'm big enough to hold 8 normal bottles of champagne, but I'm also the oldest man in the Bible
Methuselah
Verbal Meme: 2 strong arms shaking hands. One says Illinois, one says Wisconsin
The middle says "Losing Basketball National Championships to [THIS CONFERENCE] Teams"
ACC
Rows
According to this song, "Fonda aint got a motor in the back of her Honda."
Baby Got Back
Milwaukee may claim it has the World's Largest Music Festival, but the obviously stole the idea for this from Stonington, IL.
Summerfest
Even though Ali probably couldn't name a single Jay-Z's song, but she may enjoy his brand of Brut Champagne
Ace of Spades
Little known fact about Ali is that she is Illinois Men's Baseball's number 1 fan. This is the name of the field where Illinois plays.
Illinois Field
No, it's not named after Gotham's district attorney, but I know Ali would put one in a bag of corn tortilla chips, which is where its type of corn comes from.
Dent
In Dean's favorite movie Arrival, the Alien spaceship is doing something "Wicked" that makes the scientists float.
Defying Gravity
Famously not an island, this Central American country borders Nicaragua and Panama.
Costa Rica