Things Eliza Hates
It is red and a liquid
What is blood?
Mix water and yeast
What is bread?
yelled “jerky? in the car? with other people?” at me on a road trip when i asked for beef jerky
Who is Abe?
noise that I’m constantly hearing
What is listening to music?
red fox
What is Eliza’s favorite animal?
Round green vegetable
What are peas?
fried potato
What are french fries?
Two siblings that used to sit on me when I would try to fight them
Who are Maggie and Lola?
being with my favorite person on the planet
What is hanging out with Marissa?
pink
What is Eliza’s favorite color?
Liquid that humans need to stay alive but with or without a certain thing made of the same liquid
What is water without ice in it?
Noodles and cheese
What is mac and cheese?
bought $100 worth of pajamas at target and went back to return half of them an hour later
Who is Maggie?
strings and chords
What is playing ukulele?
Marissa
Who is Eliza’s favorite person on the planet?
A person every Taylor Swift fan in the world hates
Who is Kanye?
New Orleans rice dish with sausage and chicken
What is jambalaya?
which sibling(s) are dating someone
hint: it could be one, it could be two, it could be all three
Who are Lola, Abe, and Maggie?
mouth noise
What is singing?
True: Eliza cut her head open on a boat propeller
What is True or False: Eliza cut her head open on a boat propeller?
children under the age of 13 that eat and play on a certain device at the same time
What are sticky iPad kids?
yummy dish that Eliza’s Mammaw makes for her
What is chicken and noodles?
would bring me and another sibling to 7/11 to get slushies at 10pm
Who is Lola?
being with my second favorite person on earth
What is hanging out with Maggie?
a sibling that made Eliza dive into sand and (probably) gave her a concussion
Who is Abe?