How many words per minute can Lori talk?
A ONE
B THREE
C 55
55
What is her favorite software?
A Word Perfect
B MICA
C Excel
B MICA
How does Lori keep track of everything?
A Writes down everything in a notebook
B Phones Bob to take notes of her notes
C Excel spreadsheet
C Excel spreadsheet
What are Lori's famous words?
A. Hey Bob, when will dinner be finally ready?
B. Make a note and put it in the manual
B. Make a note and put it in the manual
Who is her spouse?
A Bob
B. Former investigator
C. All of the above
C. All of the above
How does Lori like to communicate?
A. Email
B Phone
B Phone
What will Lori miss the most when she retires?
A. Sheila
B. MICA
C. Suitability analysis
B. MICA
In Lori and Bob's home, does Bob throw away expired items?
A. Yes, Of course
B. No, Bob says "just eat it, it never killed me"
B. No, Bob says "just eat it, it never killed me"
How many complaints did Sheila get in Lori's first year of marriage and demanded a refund?
A. None
B. 5 complaints a day
B. 5 complaints a day
What does Lori like receiving everyday?
A. Greeting cards
B. Emails
B. Emails
What is Lori going to do after retirement?
A. Clean her emails
B. Harrass poor Bob
C. All of the above
C. All of the above
How many times a day can Lori remind you gently "what to do?"
A. Never
B. 48 times
B. 48 times
How many things can Lori talk about in one sentence?
A. Four
B. Eight
A. Four
How big is Lori's Excel spreadsheet?
A. 12 columns
B 13 columns
C. 12 thousand columns
C. 12 thousand columns
How many times has Bob contacted IIROC to make sure Lori doesn't retire?
A. None
B. ANY opportunity he gets!
B. ANY opportunity he gets!
What year did Lori meet her husband?
A. Three years ago
B. 18 years ago
C. Don't know.
B. 18 years ago
How long did it take for Bob to propose to Lori?
A. 15 minutes
B 15 months
C. 15 years
C. 15 years
Lori is known as " The
A. Most
B. Human Facebook
B. Human Facebook
What will happen immediately after Lori retires?
A. Bob will be happy to work on Lori's to-do list
B. Bob will look for a job!
B. Bob will look for a job!
What does Lori have in her basement?
A. Original typewriter
B. Her kindergarten reports
C. All of the above
C. All of the above