Personal/Husband
Work Work Work
Retirement
Misc
100

How many words per minute can Lori talk?

A  ONE

B  THREE

C  55

55

100

What is her favorite software?

A Word Perfect

B MICA

C Excel

B MICA

100

How does Lori keep track of everything?

A  Writes down everything in a notebook

B  Phones Bob to take notes of her notes

C  Excel spreadsheet

C  Excel spreadsheet

100

What are Lori's famous words?

A. Hey Bob, when will dinner be finally ready?

B. Make a note and put it in the manual

B. Make a note and put it in the manual

200

Who is her spouse?

A  Bob

B. Former investigator

C. All of the above

C. All of the above

200

How does Lori like to communicate?

A. Email

B  Phone

B  Phone

200

What will Lori miss the most when she retires?

A.  Sheila

B.  MICA

C.  Suitability analysis

B.  MICA

200

In Lori and Bob's home, does Bob throw away expired items?

A. Yes, Of course

B. No, Bob says "just eat it, it never killed me"

B. No, Bob says "just eat it, it never killed me"

300

How many complaints did Sheila get in Lori's first year of marriage and demanded a refund?

A.  None

B.  5 complaints a day

B.  5 complaints a day

300

What does Lori like receiving everyday?

A. Greeting cards

B.  Emails


B.  Emails

300

What is Lori going to do after retirement?

A. Clean her emails

B. Harrass poor Bob

C.  All of the above

C.  All of the above

300

How many times a day can Lori remind you gently "what to do?"

A. Never

B. 48 times

B. 48 times

400

How many things can Lori talk about in one sentence?

A. Four

B. Eight

A. Four

400

How big is Lori's Excel spreadsheet?

A. 12 columns

B  13 columns

C. 12 thousand columns


C. 12 thousand columns

400

How many times has Bob contacted IIROC to make sure Lori doesn't retire?

A. None

B. ANY opportunity he gets!

B. ANY opportunity he gets!

400

What year did Lori meet her husband?

A. Three years ago

B.  18 years ago

C.  Don't know.

B.  18 years ago

500

How long did it take for Bob to propose to Lori?

A. 15 minutes

B  15 months

C.  15 years

C.  15 years

500

Lori is known as " The

A. Most

B. Human Facebook

B. Human Facebook

500

What will happen immediately after Lori retires?

A. Bob will be happy to work on Lori's to-do list

B. Bob will look for a job!

B. Bob will look for a job!

500

What does Lori have in her basement?

A. Original typewriter

B. Her kindergarten reports

C. All of the above

C. All of the above