The Group Chat
If you text this person, expect a reply business days later, as their phone has been on "Do Not Disturb" since 2019.
Who is Dad
This is the default video-streaming app where me and Sahiba (yup I said Sahiba because she also does be honest Sahiba) easily spend 4 hours a day watching videos that Mom and Dad think are non educational even though they teach you life lessons to not do the stupid stuff they do
What is Youtube
That one thing that Dad always does with his mouth that no one else can do to signal for us to come to him
What is that thing I don't know how to spell it because it's not even a real word
This is the family member who is most "sus" because they always vanish right when it is time to do the dishes.
Who is Bani
This is the childhood toy or blanket that I refused to go anywhere without.
What is Purply
A simple "Yes" or "No" question to this relative will inevitably result in a six-paragraph response.
Who is Mom
This streaming service is blocked because Dad thinks we will spend too much time watching on it but he watches a movie every day and sometimes more than one a day which I think is unfair and so does Sahiba I think even though she can still watch shows because of Bani but I am stuck watching movies that Dad thinks I like on the Box but I really just don't want to hurt his feelings
What is Netflix
That one thing that Dad does like if Mom I saying lets watch a movie and Dad is getting ready to go to sleep
What is Heh or Huh
This is the suspicious excuse given when someone is caught eating leftovers straight out of the fridge at 2:00 AM.
What is "No I didn't bro"
This is the specific instrument I begged to quit after just one week.
What is the Flute
This is the precise, unhelpful 1-word response Dad replies with to every single detailed paragraph or plan.
What is Y or K
This is the specific family member who always leaves their phone screen brightness turned up to a blinding 100%.
Who is Me (AKA Noori)
That one thing that always goes missing in the house, prompting a massive family-wide manhunt.
What is Mom's Phone
This is the highly suspicious phrase used right before someone asks to "borrow" an item of clothing they will never return.
What is "Can I just try this on real quick?" (AKA SAHIBA - BANI CAN PROVE IT) Or the opposite
This is the subject or class that me and Sahiba famously failed or struggled with the most in school.
What is Math and Chemistry
This is the current, chaotic official name of our family group text thread
What is This is us
(I really want to change it though to something better) -Noori
This color-filtered light setting is what you turn on at night to supposedly help you fall asleep while scrolling.
What is Blue light but also the thing that Mom puts on her laptop that I keep on putting off because THEY HURT YOUR EYES MOMMMM!!!!!!!
This is the specific family member who becomes aggressively, hilariously competitive during any board game night.
Who is Sahiba or people are going to say its me so I'm just putting it out there as an option but it is certainly not true
This is the family member who is always blamed first whenever a mysterious dent, scratch, or stain appears in the house.
Who is Mom
This is the childhood chore that Bani would do absolutely anything to sneak out of doing.
What is the Dishes
This late-night typing frenzy occurred when two family members had a massive, paragraphs-long debate over this specific trivial topic.
What is Love Island
This specific relative is notorious for holding their phone a full arm's length away just to read a text message.
Who is Dadi
This is the bizarre item that someone once unironically brought home from a thrift store or garage sale
What is all those weird types of clothing that Bani brings home
This is the mystery item that has been sitting in the freezer for so long its original identity is completely lost to freezer burn.
What is some weird food that Dad bought like 2 years ago that no one liked so just decided to keep it there instead of throwing it out
This is the food item that I am so aggressively picky about that they refuse to let it touch their plate.
What is just anything different touching each other