Name that Top Tessa Tune
Tessa threw a birthday for this infamous star
Who is Morgan Wallen?
Things getting steamy in the workplace... this is Tessa's current boy toy
Who is Asher Noel?
Matching the star player on the wildcats, this number has been seen on Tessa's jersey since she was a baby baller
What is 14?
This is Tessa's job at Insight Partners... credit to someone who explains my job the best (Annie cannot play)
What is a Vertical Software Investor? What is an Investment Analyst?
No hints here... this is Tessa's all time favorite animal
What is a pig?
This artist was Tessa's number 1 artist in 2025
Who is Tate McRae?
This creature was Tessa's sexual awakening
Who is the Geico Gecko?
This is the amount of points Tessa scored in her Varsity basketball career
What is 1720?
Irrational or not, what are Tessa's 3 greatest fears (in order)
What are Ceiling Fans, Boats, and Commitment?
This witty police show is Tessa's all time favorite TV show
What is Psych?
This funk rock favorite song of Tessa's could be played on a CD while Steven Way drives the whole Wayne family
What is "Play that Funky Music White Boy"?
This is the true love of Tessa's life and math teacher of all 8 semesters in high school
Who is Mr. Dummitt?
This is Tessa's favorite number
What is 121?
This is the room Harper and Tessa were roommates for two consecutive years
What is Gavilan 312?
Everyone knows Tessa loves her niche holidays, but this one is her absolute favorite
What is New Years Eve?
This is the Fall Out Boy song that awakes Tessa (and formerly Harper) every single morning at full volume
What is Thnks fr th mmrs?
This is the man Tessa shared her first hot and steamy kiss with in the stairwell of an Israeli hotel (and he then snapchat texted her asking to use tongue next time...)
Who is Dan the Judo Man
From Joe in Palo Alto, to Anthony and Emma in NYC, this is how many soul cycle classes Tessa has attended
What is 250?
This is the place that Tessa threw up for the first time from alcohol... and this is the flavor of it
What is Fire Island and what is Dorito?
If a boy brings her here unprompted, she will marry him. Also known as Tessa's #1 place in NYC
What is Turtle Pond?
This song is what Tessa and Steven danced to at Tessa's bat mitzvah (include song and artist)
This is the man that Tessa purred at after complimenting his tacos
Who is Caeden Greene?
This is the place that Tessa came in in the international KenKen contest against her nemesis Ellie Grueskin
What is 5th place?
Tried and true and hasn't changed since she first ordered it Junior year of high school... this is Tessa's Starbucks order
What is a sugar free vanilla iced coffee with non fat milk, extra ice, and vanilla sweet cream foam?
Standing taller than everyone else (in 1930...) this is Tessa's favorite skyscraper
What is the Chrysler Builder?