Total number of Granny's husbands
What is 3?
Over 200 located at 699 Grandma's Hill Rd.
What are teapots?
A feline nickname that suits her.
What is "Crazy Cat Lady"?
Real name for 2nd husband
Who is "Clarence"?
Granny says "You never can have too much"
What is toilet paper?
Watched every movie ever made with this scary creature
What is a shark?
Husband during her shortest marriage.
Who is Roger Campbell?
Can't resist a good pair for a good price at every store
What are socks?
favorite place to vacation
What is the beach?
1st husband and father of Janet, Linda, & Brenda
Who is Jack?
50 shades of pink and I have all of them
What is nail polish?
favorite sport to watch
What is baseball?
husband to be
Who is no one?
Just in case I can't find the other 1,500 when I am having a bad hair day
What are hair bands?
What Granny said in a frustrated voice to the poor Pizza Hut waiter.
What is "COFFFFFEEEE?