Frequent Sayings
Your parents' tax dollars
What are you wasting when you don't learn and do your work?
U.S. Army
What branch of the military did he serve in?
Pencils
What is having to supply students with (and keep track of)?
Don't trust atoms
What is "because they make up everything"?
The average atomic mass of oxygen
What is 16?
Be like the unicorn
What is "you need to believe in yourself"?
Sierra Vista
What city does he NOT live in?
"Can I eat that?"
What is the less than smart question students ask during labs / demonstrations (and they still try to do it anyway)
He makes horrible science puns
What is "only periodically"?
Ronald Weasley
Who is his favorite character from the "Harry Potter" franchise?
"Go to lunch, go to lunch, go to lunch right now. Go to lunch and eat something made from a cow"
What "song" does he sing when it is time to line up for lunch?
34
What was the jersey number of one of his favorite NFL players? (Walter Payton)
"My child (student) would NEVER do that!"
What is the less than smart thing parents say to teachers?'
And yes, they DID do it (or say it)
"Use the mass times acceleration"
What is "use the force"
His favorite character from Star Wars
Who is Han Solo?
The "zero 80%" rule
What are the typical requirements to be allowed to use a chrome book in class?
High School football jersey number
What is "54"?
Apathy
What is "not caring" about your grade and/or education?
First law of cartoon physics
What is "gravity doesn't work until you look down"
The cube root of 27
What is 3?
"If you will believe half of what your student says about me, I will believe half of what they say about you"
What does he say to your parents? Sometimes.
His wife's name
What is something he has never told students (and probably won't)?
He respects this, and not much else
What is effort?
Some people appear bright until they speak
What is "light travels faster than sound"?
How much wood could a snorkel whacker whack if a snorkel whacker whacked some wood?
What is all of it?