Frequent Sayings
He says this when students bang on the table
What is "it isn't band practice"?
10
"I turned that assignment in"
"Does your hoodie suddenly feel heavier" or "Is the weight of the world getting you down?"
What does he say after he sneakily put a rock in your hood or pocket?
Solid, liquid, gas (and technically plasma)
What are the states of matter?
"Its a cross walk NOT a cross run!"
What he says when students run across the street and through the cross walk
Biology
What is his favorite branch of science?
A question you already know or should know the answer to
What is a "less than thoughtful question"?
These creatures are sort of like liquids. They take the shape of the container they are in.
What are cats?
Pat yourself on the head and smile
Your cell phone
What something he "doesn't want to see, hear, or smell"?
His favorite element
What is silver?
Stupid, duh, retarded, idiot, and/or autistic
What are words or phrases that you REALLY should not use about yourself or anyone else?
And yes, this irritates your teacher (but you already know that)
The "capitals" of the states of matter
The formula for calculating density
What is "density equals mass divided by volume"?
That it is Friday, you're "bored", or its your dog's birthday
The number of kids (children) he has
What is 5?
This group creates the control variable
What is something you really should know, and it is even part of the name of the variable?
CONTROL GROUP
Trees sneezing
What the cause of wind? According to Calvin's father
Interstate I-19
What is the only highway (interstate) in the USA that is listed in metric units?
Peace and long life
What is the proper reply? "Live long and prosper"
What are guitar solos?
20 times a day
What is how many times some students want to go to the bathroom during the day?
This would happen if the earth really was flat
What is "cats would have pushed everything off it by now"?
Racecar, tacocat, 1991
What are palindromes?