riddles
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath
Soap
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables
Alphabet
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock-tor
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Turn 30.
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
Popsicle
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years, I will be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
You are 40 and your daughter is 10
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton.
Why do cats make good warriors?
Because they’ve got nine lives
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
I can be cracked, made, told and played. What am I
A joke