Funny
What gives you the ability to walk through walls?
DOORS
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary
What is made of water and when you put it into water it will disappear?
ice
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball
A word... spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I am cruel. What am I?
LIVE / EVIL
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
candle
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
What travels around the world staying in the same corner?
a stamp
What wears funny shoes, a big red nose, and carries school books?
a class clown
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me to write, what am I?
pencil
What type of truck has 4 wheels and flies...
a garbage truck
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire.
Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
none police do not put out fires
During which month do people sleep the least
February
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
DOWN
Only one color, but not one size and stuck at the bottom. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
shadow
I have a face and hands but no mouth or legs.
a clock
What chairs game do band students play?
musical chairs
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
I run around your whole yard but never move
a fence
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
why would you bury the survivors...
What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
the living room
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less.
What am I?
popcorn