Growing Up Keith and Keith's Family
Kelly and Lauren.
Who are Keith's daughters?
Keith tells this lie before making any opening remarks at any staff meeting.
"I'll be brief."
This is Keith favorite dance.
What is the electric slide?
This is Keith's favorite mystery writer, known for writing the Alex Cross and Michael Bennett series.
Who is James Patterson?
This person is Keith's substitute speech writer.
Who is Mildred?
Keith quit this habit and this vocation after he met this person.
What is smoking and the Priesthood after he met Judy.
Keith says this when you ask him "What's up"?
What is "Hopefully, the stock market."
Keith enjoys cheering for his favorite NFL football team with this nickname.
What is the "Dirty Birds"?
This is one of Keith's favorite thriller writers, known for the Jason Bourne books.
Who is Robert Ludlum?
Where Keith parks for work.
What is Hale's garage?
Keith's mother valued punctuality among her three children and would heap praise upon the child who managed to wash up in the only bathroom, get dressed, and arrive at the breakfast table first before school. To insure he arrived first at the breakfast table, the night before Keith did this to his older siblings.
What is tie their shoelaces together?
According to Keith, if it is not in this place, it never happened.
What is IMS?
As a toddler, Keith liked to eat this.
What is dirt?
1) Frank L. Stanton; 2) St. Paul of the Cross; 3) St. Pius X Catholic High School; 4) Xavier University; and 5) Antioch University School of Law in Washington
What are schools Keith attended?
Keith keeps this in his office to remind him of his father.
What is a miniature train?
During an 8th grade field trip to Washington, D.C., Keith was of the few students who served as this during a mass at the National Catholic Cathedral.
What is an altar boy?
Keith says this to the staff during every staff meeting.
What is "Thanks for all that you do?
During his lunch break, Keith likes to walk to this place for this reason.
What is St. Patrick's Cathedral for mass.
Keith majored in this subject during college.
What is political science?
Keith began working at the EEOC in this year.
What is 1983?
When Keith told his father he wanted to work for the railroad just like him, Keith's father came to a full stop while doing this.
What is sawing a board?
You know you have to settle in and relax when Keith leans back in his office chair, puts his hands behind his back, and says this.
What is "this reminds me of a story"?
Keith liked to fling this at his older brothers to ward off an imminent attack.
What is a penny?
When Keith was in this grade he argued with the teacher about the date of his birthday.
What is kindergarten?
Keith worked for this federal agency before working at the EEOC.
What is the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development? (Law clerk, 1980).