<10 Years
He listened to this song when he was upset.
What is Bad Day by Daniel Powter?
This is the term used to describe the gross part of a clamari.
What are lucky bits?
Michael shares a name with what maniacal robot maker.
Name this holey round bread structure.
Michael got himself stuck in this playground object.
What is a swing?
This led to his dramatic head injury in kindergarten.
What are twisted up boots.
These tubes were a favorite snack.
What are ham tubes?
Michael likes to use this body part to inflict pain on others.
What are toes?
His mother thought he was calling people whack jobs but he actually said...
What is lassie dog?
This piece of clothing has received the same aggressive treatment as 'Blanky'
What is a Space X hoodie?
He instructed his soccer team to call him this nickname.
What is Nacho? (WTF)
He loved it when his cousins treated him like this object.
What is a potato sac?
What is Michael commandeers a weapon?
Michael questioned if he was this ethnicity.
What is Asian?
Michael had the cops called on him for this reason.
What is climbing on the roof of the school?
He regularly attended this getaway in the summer.
What is Camp Nonna?
He thrusted this art supply into his own eye out of excitement.
What is a paintbrush?
This trap remix featuring which cartoon character was often blasted at a tortuous frequency.
Who is Doodle Bob?
This is the disturbing sound that he often makes.
What is REEEEEEEEE.
The location where he full blown sprinted into a glass window.
What is Venice, Italy?
Michael had 3(?) betta fish in his life. Name them.
All Billy. All of them Billy Blazes.
This was Michaels main concern after he fell into the deep end with no floaties.
What is wet bread?
:o
oops
Michael regularly gagged at the smell of this.
Michael's favorite past time to do in his Aunt and Uncles pool
What is dead floating to see how long he could hold his breath?