Name That Throwback
Before she could even form full sentences, our youngest sibling had an unmistakable favorite—frequently requesting this mellow, lo-fi hit by sweetly instructing the smart speaker with “Ayexa, wouda pway Kohi?"
What is "Death Bed" by Powfu?
Dramatically delivered in moments of chaos or relentless chatter, this now-iconic family catchphrase signals a final plea for peace—equal parts theatrical and desperate.
What is “I said enough!”
Born from a childhood misunderstanding, this playful term emerged after mistakenly identifying a centaur in a picture—leading to the belief that the mythical creature’s name was this quirky combination, which quickly became a go-to nickname for family members.
What is a buttneck?
Self-designated by our mom, this title reflects her bold, speed-happy driving style—justified by her claim that weaving through traffic isn’t reckless when you “know what you’re doing.”
What is an elite driver?
Yelled in outrage during a chaotic Vegas departure, this now-iconic line was shouted after a light tap escalated into a full-on swing, marking the moment a sibling scuffle turned into family legend.
What is "Why did you hit me? Don't hit me!"
This sentimental ballad, often played on repeat during childhood car rides by a particularly passionate sibling, became an emotional staple of late night drives and long weekend errands.
What is "You Light Up My Life" by Whitney Houston?
Often shouted in celebration when someone nails a task or pulls off a small win, this enthusiastic phrase—originally heard during gameplay in a beloved animated lemur—has become a household stamp of approval.
What is “Yes, yes, move it!!”
Inspired by a childhood obsession with a particular snack, this altered name emerged when our youngest sibling dubbed the treat something far more adventurous (and cheeky) instead.
What is Pirate's Buttcheeks?
Instituted as a mandatory lifestyle shift by our mom, this broad category became the solution to “sitting around doing nothing”—ushering in an era of forced activity and character-building afternoons.
What are sports?
Burned into family memory by a merciless fitness console, this brutally honest phrase plays after a signature chime every time our Mom steps on the virtual scale.
What is "That's obese!"
Whenever this high-energy anthem blasted through the car speakers, our mother would crank the volume, break into wild dance moves behind the wheel, and momentarily transform every commute into a high-stakes thrill ride.
What is "Big Bank" by YG?
Typically prefaced with dramatic reflections, this phrase is strategically employed when trying to soften up our Mom—invoking trees, skies, and goodwill in hopes of getting exactly what we want.
What is 'Mother Earth'?
This term came from a childhood obsession with a certain juice pouch, which became so beloved by our youngest sibling that it earned a personalized name—one that stuck even after a health-conscious intervention by our Mom.
What is a Chipu?
Though technically the face of a beloved gaming franchise, this character is considered a curse in our household—forever associated with losing streaks, last-place finishes, and the player who just isn’t good at games.
Who is Mario?
Inspired by a viral TikTok trend, this became one of our youngest sibling’s signature videos, complete with a signature dance move and an unmistakable character impression.
What is "Hi! I'm Dory!"
During childhood outings with our aunt, my twin sister—barely tall enough to see over the backseat—would consistently request this early 2000s track, one of several songs she proudly claimed as her own.
What is "Key to My Heart" by Danity Kane?
Popularized by a certain colorful Minecraft personality, this phrase is deployed whenever one of us feels the sting of criticism, accompanied by a dramatic spelling-out of the warning signal.
What is “Hater alert!”
After a particularly memorable meal from a favorite grocery store, this creative name was coined by our sister, forever altering the way we refer to this delicious dish from then on.
What is Panda Fish?
Accidentally coined by a younger sibling in an attempt to describe clothing sizes to our mother, this unintentionally savage phrase quickly became a legendary moment in family history. One that still resurfaces anytime someone’s feeling bold.
What is mega extra large?
Often delivered with a mix of frustration and humor, this phrase is used by our mom whenever her patience runs thin, typically following one too many provocations or misbehaviors from the family.
What is "like a light."
An unexpectedly soulful selection from the soundtrack of a 1992 sports dramedy, this reflective tune became a staple of our childhood early morning commutes.
What is "Just a Closer Walk with Thee" by the Venice Beach Boys?
Often delivered with exaggerated sincerity, this phrase mimics a virtual apology from a popular life simulation game—used to express mock regret when one of us has to bow out of a request or responsibility.
What is “I’m sooorry…”
Immortalized through the melodramatic lens of a homemade Barbie soap opera, this solemn phrase was delivered with gravity whenever a character met their untimely end—ensuring that even imaginary loss was honored with theatrical flair.
What is “It will never be forgotten?”
Created on a childhood handheld console, this original "TV show” starred a fiercely independent, occasionally foul-mouthed Barbie with a flair for doing things her own way—cementing her as a household icon and cultural cornerstone.
What is "Life with DiDi?"
This over-the-top phrase originated from a childhood storytelling tradition, where a dark and stormy night would inevitably lead to the climactic line about the infamous hiding place—always delivered with dramatic flair, and often involving a toy named Waffle.
What is “Under the bed!!!!”