About
Ally!
This is the career that child Ally wanted to be when she grew up.
what is a Marine Biologist?
These are the lovely couples cats and ages!
Who are Cabbage (4), Sprout (2), and Package (1)?
This is the wedding date.
What is April 26, 2026 (Saturday)?
This character once said, “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
Who is Nick Miller?
This New England state is home to the first American lighthouse, built in 1716 on Little Brewster Island.
What is Massachusetts?
Bob takes great pride in writing these punny specials on a chalkboard, even if no one ever orders them.
What is the “Burger of the Day”?
This was the bride’s major in college.
What is Music? Bonus: minor in Physics.
This is where the lovely couple met.
Where is Wheaton? Or more specifically, what is the Music Co-Op?
This is the color the bridesmaids are wearing.
What is blue?
Anytime he said something cringe, the loft roommates made him put money into this container.
What is the Douchebag Jar?
This dish, featuring clams, potatoes, and cream, is so iconic in New England that there’s even a “war” against Manhattan’s tomato-based style.
What is New England clam chowder?
The Belchers’ restaurant is directly across the street from this rival burger joint.
What is Jimmy Pestos’s Pizzeria?
This has lately been the bride’s go to coffee order.
What is espresso?
Where is the Azores?
These are the names of the groomsmen.
Who are Jack, Marty, Joey, Cam and Ryan?
Schmidt once panicked that without this job, he wouldn’t even know how to dress anymore.
What is marketing?
Founded in 1636, this Ivy League university in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is the oldest in the United States.
What is Harvard?
Tina has an undying love for this slow-moving animal… and for writing erotic friend fiction about them.
What are horses?
If you’re looking for the bride on the dance floor, she’ll most likely be busting a move to this song.
everyone drink!
(Matt guessed the Beth’s?)
This is when the couple moved in together officially (month and year).
When is March 2022?
This is the wedding venue.
What is The Reserve on Dorrance?
Before moving in with the loft, Jess caught her long-time boyfriend doing this with another woman.
What is cheating on her during a “sexy dance”?
This New England mountain range, home to Mount Washington and famous fall foliage, is part of the northern Appalachian chain.
What are the White Mountains?
Linda belts out songs about daily life, especially when holding a glass of this.
What is wine?
When she says “I do”, this will officially be her last name.
What is Amaral? (Trick question teehee!)
According to Matt, this was their first date.
What is “We didn’t really have like a first date, but if anything it could be watching parent trap outside at Wheaton, but that was kinda before”?
The exact number of days between the proposal and the big day.
What is 238 days?
This Winston-ism is what he calls any prank that’s either way too big… or way too small.
What is a “classic Winston prank”?
This Stephen King–created fictional town in Maine is the eerie setting for novels like It and Salem’s Lot.
What is Derry?
The crawl space above the Belchers’ restaurant once trapped Bob, but it’s also where this little green toy often makes a cameo in episodes.
What is Kuchi Kopi?