What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What do Dogs and Trees have in common?
Bark
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
Which is everyone's favorite class?
None of them
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
Which weights more? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They both weight the same.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
it belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
He has to choose between three rooms, the first is full of raging fires, the second, assassins with loaded guns, and the third lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room is the safest?
The third door because the poor lions died of starvation
What starts with F and ends with UCK?
Firetruck
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R."
A butcher stands six feet and one inch tall and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Turn me on my side, and I am everything. Cut me in half, and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8