World Holidays
What is the day you give flowers to someone special on the second Sunday in May?
Mother's Day!!
"Rudy Zolteck: That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico."
Little Giants
Sounds like you are saying Matcha Pitcher.
Machu Picchu
Avocados are, fruit or vegetable?
Fruit
Lots of money wasted on tickets, just to have your team loose.
Soccer (Football)
Red, white, and blue is all over you.
Four of July
"It's got to be that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of stuff"
It Takes Two
(Blank) to protect against invasions and raids from nomadic groups of the Eurasian Steppe.
Great Wall of China
In Switzerland it's illegal to own just one, what?
Guinea pig
It's going back, back, back, and it's out of the park!!
Baseball
When the ball drop you scream HIP, HIP HRAY!!
New's Year's Day
Tzipporah: Trying to get the funny man out of the well. Well that's one I've never heard before.
The Prince of Egypt
The only surviving wonder of the original Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.
Great Pyramid of Giza
The longest book in the world is?
A La Recherche du Temps Perdu" by Marcel Proust
Passing, kicking, heading, GOAL!!
Fotball (Soccer)
One candle per night, until there is eight candles on the stand.
Hanukkah
All the boy mouse go waaaaa
Princess Dairies
The one who redeems humanity from sin through his sacrificial death and resurrection.
Christ the Redeemer
What fruit tastes like chocolate pudding?
Black Sapote
Bounce, drink, repeat
Beer Pong
Memorial Day
"Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball.
Air Bud (Basketball)
The largest stadium in the Roman empire, located near the center of Rome.
Colosseum
Ketchup was once sold as?
Medicine
Not with your arms, but with your feet.
Toe-Wrestling