I prefer rhythm and rhyme.
What is poetry?
Without these people, there wouldn't be a story to tell.
Who are the characters?
Does not play well with others.
What is man vs. man?
The Ghost of Christmas future.
What is foreshadowing?
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
What is hyperbole?
I'm all about suffering.
What is a tragedy?
I'm not sure what day it is or where I am.
What is the setting?
This blizzard will NOT get the best of me!
What is man vs. nature?
My love is like a red, red rose.
What is a simile?
"Maycomb was an old town, but it was a tired old town when I first knew it." (Scout)
What is personification?
Time travel is normal here.
What is science fiction?
I make you feel sad, happy, or indifferent.
What is mood?
God is against me.
What is man vs. God?
“Scout yonder’s been readin‘ ever since she was born, and she ain’t even started to school yet.”
What is dialect?
My writing often sounds as if I'm thinking out loud.
What is stream of consciousness?
This is the default method for writing and speaking.
What is prose?
I can be first, second, or third.
What is the point of view?
I feel constrained by the expectations placed upon me.
What is man vs. society?
You have a heart of gold.
What is a metaphor?
The local police station was robbed.
What is (situational) irony?
I like to write about myself.
What is an autobiography?
The main idea.
What is the theme?
I am my own worst enemy.
What is man vs. himself?
I make fun of people, society, and institutions.
What is satire?
Literary terms are my Achilles heel.
What is an allusion?