YTH LDRZ
"I LIKE TO MAKE WORDS FROM LICENSE PLATES. I ALSO FIND HUMOR IN DUMB SIGNS IN PUBLIC."
WHO IS JEREMIAH?
THIS IS THE VERY FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, WHERE WE READ ABOUT CREATION, ADAM AND EVE, AND NOAH'S ARK.
THIS MAN BUILT AN ARK AND SAVED IS FAMILY WHEN GOD SENT A FLOOD TO COVER THE EARTH.
WHO IS NOAH? (GENESIS 6-9)
THIS PARABLE TELLS OF A MAN WHO WAS BEATEN, ROBBED, AND LEFT FOR DEAD UNTIL A FOREIGNER STOPPED TO HELP HIM.
WHAT IS THE GOOD SAMARITAN? (LUKE 10:25-37)
"TRUST IN THE LORD"
PROVERB - PROVERBS 3:5
"I DYED MY HAIR BLUE BACK IN THE DAY"
WHO IS TY?
THIS NEW TESTAMENT BOOK HAS 28 CHAPTERS AND TELLS THE STORY OF THE EARLY CHURCH AFTER JESUS' RESURRECTION
WHAT IS ACTS?
SHE WAS CHOSEN BY GOD TO BE THE MOTHER OF JESUS
WHO IS MARY? (LUKE 1:26-38)
IN THIS PARABLE, A REVELLIOUS YOUNG MAN SQUANDERS HIS INHERITANCE BUT IS WELCOMED BACK BY HIS FATHER
WHAT IS THE PRODIGAL SON? (LUKE 15:11-32)
"HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD"
SONG NAME
"I CANNOT EAT ANY MEAT IF THERE IS A BONE IT IN. IT GROSSES ME OUT"
WHO IS KEZIA?
THIS OLD TESTAMENT BOOK IS KNOWN FOR ITS WISE SAYINGS, INCLUDING "TRUST IN THE LORD WITH A YOUR HEART."
WHAT IS PROVERBS?
KNOWN AS THE "FATHER OF OUR FAITH," THIS MAN WAS CALLED BY GOD TO LEAVE HIS HOMELAND AND PROMISED DESCENDANTS AS NUMEROUS AS THE STARS
WHO IS ABRAHAM? (GENESIS 12, 15, 22)
JESUS COMPARED PEOPLE WHO HEAR HIS WORDS AND OBEY TO A MAN BUILDING ON A ROCK, AND THOSE WHO DON'T TO A MAN BUILDING ON SAND.
THE WISE AND FOOLISH BUILDERS
PROVERB - PROVERBS 17:17
"I READ 2 BOOKS PER MONTH FOR FUN"
WHO IS KASEY?
PAUL'S LETTER TO THIS CHURCH INCLUDES THE "ARMOR OF GOD" PASSAGE WE ALL KNOW.
WHAT IS EPHESIANS?
THIS WOMAN BECAME A QUEEN OF PERSIA AND BOLDLY RISKED HER LIFE TO SAVE HER PEOPLE
WHO IS ESTHER? (BOOK OF ESTHER)
IN THIS END TIMES PARABLE, PEOPLE ARE SEPARATED LIKE LIVESTOCK, SOME INHERITING ETERNAL LIFE AND OTHERS ETERNAL PUNISHMENT.
WHAT IS THE SHEEP AND THE GOATS? (MATTHEW 25:31-46)
"GREAT IS THY FAITHFULNESS"
SONG NAME
"I HICCUP REALLY LOUD, BURP LIKE A FROG, AND MEOW LIKE A CAT RANDOMLY. I ALSO BARK AT PEDESTRIANS (PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME)"
WHO IS RICK?
THIS MINOR PROPHET BOOK ENDS THE OLD TESTAENT AND WARNS OF A COMING "DAY OF THE LORD"
WHAT IS MALACHI?
THIS MAN REFUSED TO STOP PRAYING TO GOD EVEN WHEN IT MEANT BEING THROWN INTO A DEN OF LIONS.
WHO IS DANIEL? (DANIEL 6)
THIS PARABLE TELLS OF A WOMAN WHO CONTINUALLY ASKED A JUDGE FOR JUSTICE UNTIL HE FINALLY GAVE IN TO HER PERSISTANCE.
WHAT IS THE PERSISTANT WIDOW? (LUKE 18:1-8)
"THE WAY OF THE RIGHTEOUS"
PROVERB - PROVERBS 12:28