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What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them! 📆
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David! 👦🏼
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place! 2️⃣
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A chair! 🪑
What has words, but never speaks?
A book! 📖
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle! 🕯️
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove! 🧤
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
An envelope! ✉️
What is the end of everything?
The letter “g”!
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter “e”!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you sleeping? 😴
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow! 👤
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow! 🖐🏼
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary! 📙
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name! 🗣️
There’s a one-floor house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-flor house! 🏠
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
One, two and three!
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother! 👨👩👦👦
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map! 🗺️
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald! 👨🏼🦲
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness! 🌑
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters!
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence!