Oh My Gods
God of the Sky and king of the Gods
Who is Zeus?
When a child is born, this is the person who decides whether or not the baby is kept.
Thanks to Athena's curse her, it is impossible to do a doubletake at this woman.
Who is Medusa?
Obsessive Love
What is Mania?
Who is Pandora?
Goddess of Love and Beauty with a questionable origin story
Who is Aphrodite?
The most common fruit eaten in Ancient Greece, prized for its ability to create oil and whose branches are representative of peace and reconciliation.
What is an Olive?
Never skimp on your offerings to Poseidon, or else he may force your wife to fall in love with a barnyard animal and give birth to this creature.
What is a Minotaur?
Sexual Passion
What is Eros?
The elite club whose 3-goddess membership contains the likes of Artemis, Athena, and Hestia.
Who are the Virgin goddesses?
God of the Sun, Music, Poetry, and also Plagues. He clearly had a field day in 2020.
Who is Apollo?
The most common job for women in Ancient Greece that did not involve being a stay-at-home mother/maid/baby factory.
What is a teacher?
Never cut down a tree sacred to the Goddess of the harvest, or else she will place this curse upon you that is the polar opposite to her nature.
What is Insatiable Hunger?
Familial Love
What is Storge?
The instrument with which Orpheus marched into the Underworld, perhaps to play Wonderwall for Hades, but definitely to win back his deceased wife.
What is a Lyre?
Goddess of the Harvest and Grain with a famously abducted daughter.
Who is Demeter?
The age at which most young boys in Ancient Greece would begin their education.
What is 7?
For his crime of giving fire to humans, Prometheus was chained to a rock and sentenced to have an eagle devour this organ every day only for it to grow back and the cycle to repeat.
What is the Liver?
Longstanding Love
What is Pragma?
Hers was the face that launched a thousand ships. Unfortunately those ships came to destroy her city, start a war, and provide the backdrop for the Iliad.
Who is Helen of Troy?
The God of Winds and king of a magical floating island featured in the Odyssey
Who is Aeolus?
The name of the open air market in which the Ancient Greeks would purchase their food, decorations, and other goods.
What is an Agora?
Ixion was chained to a flaming wheel and sent rolling down a hill for creating the race of centaurs by impregnating a sentient copy of this goddess.
Who is Hera?
Self Love, almost to the point of Narcissism.
What is Philautia?
Before there was the earth, sky, and sea, there was this. At least he had a little bird friend to keep him company.
What is Chaos?