It's a Sith legend
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
To create... life
Then, his apprentice killed him in his sleep.
The Senate
100

What are the three hnau of Malacandra?

Sorns, hrossa, and pffltriggi. (I know I spelled the last one wrong but I don't feel like checking.)

100

Out of all the paintings in Marvelous to Behold, which is the most despicable. 

Madonna and Child

100

How does the dude in the dissection videos pronounce intestine?

You're welcome

100

What does laudo mean?

I Praise. If you get this wrong, you immediately lose 100,000 points. If you don't know this, you need to go home and rethink your life.

100

Hello There

General Kenobi

200

Name all 13 dwarves from The Hobbit

Thorin, Ori, Nori, Dori, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Balin, Dwalin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur.

200

In the Renaissance, religious paintings disappeared, why?

People were worshipping the paintings 

200

What are the three segments in an insect's body called?

Head, thorax, abdomen.

200

What are the six things every verb has?

Voice, mood, tense, number, person, conjugation.

200

In the beginning of the year, Mrs. Wheeler asked us to say one thing we wanted everyone to remember about us. What did I say.

I am the Senate. (If you do it with the Senate voice, you get an extra 200 pts.)

300

What was George Orwell's real name (George Orwell is a pseudonym) ?

Eric Blair

300

Name all 10 episodes of How Should We Then Live

The Roman Age, The Middle Ages, The Renaissance, The Reformation, The Revolutionary Age, The Scientific Age, The Age of Non-Reason, The Age of Fragmentation, The Age of Personal Peace and Affluence, and Final Choices. You don't have to get it word-for-word, just the general idea. For example, it's okay to say Medieval Era instead of Middle Ages.

300

What is the biology classification system? Descending order please.

Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Genus, Species

300

Who was the leader of the Helvetians?

Ogretorix

300

What Position do I usually play in hockey? (You may chose to only get 100 points on this question in exchange, I will give you all of the choices (if you get it wrong, you still lose 300))

Defense

400

What was Robinson Crusoe's dog named?

He didn't get a name. He was just called dog. (Dog is an acceptable answer).

400

What was the name of the dude that just made sounds for music? There are many, but there's one in episode of 8 of Francis Schaeffer that we just saw gargling and then, he sat at the piano, didn't touch it, and called it music. I want his name.

John Cage

400

What are the four chemicals used in DNA?

Adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine. (Correct pronunciation is not required, it just has to be good enough to get the idea across. Just saying a, c, g, t is not sufficient)

400

Translate: Hoc viam est

This is the way

400

What state was I born in?

New Jersey

500

Who was Beowulf's father

Edgetheow

500

The paintings after Madonna and child actually look good. They used a different kind of paint. What kind did they use for Madonna and child, and what kind did they use afterwards?

Berlinghiero used tempera, the people after him used oil.

500

Who was Gregor Mendel's mentor?

Christian Doppler. (Your negative points are reduced by 200 if you can guess his last name and tell me what he did.)

500

Hoc est ubi ludus incipit.

This is where the fun begins

500

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Knights Who Say Ni changed their name to something else, what is it?

The Knights Who Say Ecky Ecky Eckey Fatang Zoompoing (mumble mumble mumble)