Gets Hit by a Softball
In the glove
doesnt hurt at all
Is animal crossing speech distorted English?
yes
In the shoe
A little
How many villagers can you have on your island at maximum (not counting campers or you)?
In the wrong hand
hurts
How do you pass out in Animal Crossing?
Spider bite, scorpion sting, or 2 wasp attacks without medicine
In the shin
owww
What is the rarest villager animal type?
Octopi
In the eye
BLAZING PAIN
What disorder does the player have that makes them think that the villagers are "animals"?
Lycanthropy