Gets Hit by a Softball
Crossing
100

In the glove

doesnt hurt at all

100

Is animal crossing speech distorted English?

yes

200

In the shoe

A little

200

How many villagers can you have on your island at maximum (not counting campers or you)?

8
300

In the wrong hand

hurts

300

How do you pass out in Animal Crossing?

Spider bite, scorpion sting, or 2 wasp attacks without medicine

400

In the shin

owww

400

What is the rarest villager animal type?

Octopi

500

In the eye

BLAZING PAIN

500

What disorder does the player have that makes them think that the villagers are "animals"?

Lycanthropy