Riddles For Animals
You say “hey,” but I eat it. I say “neigh,” but do not mean “no.”
A horse.
I have humps on my back.
I live on the sand.
I am very strong,
As I carry you over land.
A camel.
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
I have horns,
But I do not beep.
I like to bleat,
But I am not a sheep.
A goat.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
I am big and fluffy, and a little bit scruffy.
I live in the woods and give big hugs.
If I live on your bed, you might call me Ted.
A bear.
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow?
A roost beef.
I am the biggest reptile on earth. Humans sometimes want shoes named after me. What am I?
A crocodile (croc).
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it is always spotted.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness.
I am a big, beautiful bird with a loud cry. I like to fan out my colorful feathers to get attention. What am I?
A peacock.
I’m bigger than a house,
And scared of a mouse.
I have great big toes.
And a hose for a nose.
A elephant.
I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe,
And I eat without teeth.
A whale.
What can honk without a horn?
A goose.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.