duck
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each person killed a duck, but only three ducks were killed. How was this possible?
there were three generations of men:
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
fleece
What happens if a frog parks in a bus stop?
he gets toad away
You Buy A Rabbit. It Can Mate Once Every Month, And Give Birth To Seven Babies Per Litter. How Many Rabbits Do You Have After 12 Months?
one it takes two rabbits to breed
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off a duck!
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
When your dog is watching a video, how does he stop it?
it preeses paws
Why are frogs always happy?
they eat what bugs them
What’s At The Head Of An Elephant And The Tail Of A Squirrel?
el
What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
alley cats
I’m man’s best friend.
I have a cold, wet nose that’s always sniffing out food.
I have four legs and a waggy tail.
I chase squirrels.
I can learn how to do tricks.
What am I?
your dog
What happens when two frogs catch the same fly?
They get tongue-tied!
A Woman Stands On One Side Of A River, Her Cat On The Other. The Woman Calls To The Cat, Who Immediately Crosses The River Without Getting Wet, And Without Using A Bridge Or A Boat. How Did The Cat Do It?
the river was frozen
Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky!
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
a flat cat
Four dogs and five kids were under an umbrella. Why did nobody get wet?
it was not raining
What do you get when you cross a pig with a frog?
A ham-phibian!
A Mean Dog Is Tied To A Tree. If He Sees You, He'll Follow Your Every Step. Your Ball Rolls Past The Dog. If You Are Alone, How Do You Get Your Ball Back Without Being Hurt?
Walk around the tree so the dog follows you until there’s no more rope left on his leash, then pick up the ball.
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up
at the quack of dawn
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What animal would you ask to tell you the time?
a watchdog
What kind of frog do you find on a farm?
a bullfrog
A Cowgirl Rides Into A City On Friday, Stays For Three Days, And Leaves On Friday. How Is This Possible?
her horses name is friday