The number of meese we saw on our honeymoon.
What are 3?
Describe the condom that I won’t use because it’s too cute to use (and is the one that I had sitting on our bed on the night of the wedding).
What is an elephant with a condom on its trunk?
“That’s what I’m talking about! Already Juwa?!”
Options: Mario, Mama, Dave, Jenny, Erick, Rai, Dad, Renea, Lily, Dillon, Ella, Mooom, Jim, Gaby, Buster, Gramps, Sir John, and Grandma Saltsman
Who is Buster? (“That’s what I’m talking about! Already Juwa?!”)
The name of the floor I work on at Akron General.
What is 5100?
The song that scared away bears during our honeymoon.
What is “Roxanneeee”?
We had cookies, Jam, and a milkshake made from this type of berry on our honeymoon.
What are huckleberries?
My Grandma and Grandpa LaGuardia’s first names.
What are Louis (Lou) and Martha?
"Ohhhh gosh! Oh God bless you!"
Options: Mario, Mama, Dave, Jenny, Erick, Rai, Dad, Renea, Lily, Dillon, Ella, Mooom, Jim, Gaby, Buster, Gramps, Sir John, and Grandma Saltsman
Who is Grandma Saltsman? (Ohhhh gosh! Oh god bless you!)
The brand of lube we use.
What is glide?
The name of the musical we watched on our honeymoon.
What is the Addams Family?”
The type of car we drove on our honeymoon.
What is a dodge challenger?
The made-up song jingle I sing to you a lot.
What is “I love you cutieee”?
“You are?! Aw yeah!”
Options: Mario, Mama, Dave, Jenny, Erick, Rai, Dad, Renea, Lily, Dillon, Ella, Mooom, Jim, Gaby, Buster, Gramps, Sir John, and Grandma Saltsman
Who is Gramps? (“You are?! Aw yeah!”)
You first pointed out that I do this when I’m tired and driving.
What is I close just one of my eyes?
We got this snack at the airport before leaving for our honeymoon.
What are Auntie Anne pretzels?
The town where we shopped and watched the musical on our honeymoon.
What is Bigfork?
The name of the best condom type that Dillon first got us.
What are Trojan Naturalamb condoms?
“AaAaAhhh! Oh my gosh!”
Options: Mario, Mama, Dave, Jenny, Erick, Rai, Dad, Renea, Lily, Dillon, Ella, Mooom, Jim, Gaby, Buster, Gramps, Sir John, and Grandma Saltsman
Who is Mama? (“AaAaAhhh! Oh my gosh!”)
The pillow I’ve used since kindergarten has this character on it.
Who is Spider-Man?
The name of the road we had to get a reservation to ride on through Glacier National Park.
What is Going to the Sun Road?
The name of my favorite pizza EVER that we got on our honeymoon.
What is a Flathead pizza at MacKenzie River Pizza?”
The burger I always get at Swensons.
What is a Galley boy?
“Woah, ooooh, hoohoohoohoo”
Options: Mario, Mama, Dave, Jenny, Erick, Rai, Dad, Renea, Lily, Dillon, Ella, Mooom, Jim, Gaby, Buster, Gramps, Sir John, and Grandma Saltsman
Who is Dillon? (“Woah, ooooh, hoohoohoohoo”)
The name of Donald Trump’s Vice President selection for the 2024 election (who also is an Ohio Senator).
Who is JD Vance?
We used this airline to fly on our honeymoon.
What is United Airlines?