Happy Holidays
Socks are hung on top of a fire, waiting to be filled with candy.
What is Christmas?
It's forty below (I don't care whether it's Fahrenheit or Celsius, it's still cold), snowing to your knees.
What is winter?
This subject is a combination of geography and history, but not languages.
What is social studies?
This is 7 days.
What is a week?
This is what causes rain.
What is the water cycle?
What is Halloween?
What is spring?
This is something that most schoolkids love but is banned.
What is gum?
This spice is actually berries, even though it looks like a powder.
What is pepper?
People get paid to dig for random objects.
What is the natural resources cycle?
Instead of a gravestone, someone is given a mammal that lays eggs when they die.
What is Easter?
The piercing, biting wind twirls auburn leaves into a tiny tornado.
What is fall/autumn?
This is what children do when they're told not to run in the halls.
What is speed-walking?
A bicentennial is this many years.
What is 200?
This is a rich-get-richer and poor-get-poorer situation.
What is the poverty cycle?
Let's overeat bread cooked in a dead animal.
What is Thanksgiving?
If only adults got a break this season.
What is summer?
This is what is written out when children misbehave.
This is usually a white crystal, but it can be pink.
What is salt?
It starts out with something you love but wish you had more of, then there's something you hate, then another similar one, and then three others that are less hated. Finally, there's another thing you'd love if it weren't for household chores.
What is the weekly cycle (a week)?
A random guy with wings shoots an arrow at two people, prompting them to give each other toothpaste chocolates.
What is Valentine's day?
This is the season when kids get the most holidays off.
What is winter?
Tell me what w is if w= 22/11 plus the square root of (1!+3!+5!-2)/(42-32-2).
What is 7?
A three-times-a-week activity is done this many times in October of 2024.
What is 15 times?
You can't get it unless you already have it, and once you have it, you don't need to get it.
What is a catch-22?