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(2014) Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - ___________. Many such cases!

(2014) Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

100

Pauly D famously starred on this iconic MTV series.

Jersey Shore

100

This positively charged subatomic particle appears in the nucleus of all atoms.

A proton.

100

Although incorrect, the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 was said to be started by what animal?

A cow. 

100

These popular moistened towelettes are responsible for 93% of blockages in UK sewers and are even changing the shape of rivers as they pile up on beds and banks.

Wet Wipes

200

(2016) I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a ________, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter.

I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter.

200

This TV show follows the lives of obese teenagers who are desperate to shed their unwanted pounds before they make their transition into adulthood.

I Used to Be Fat

200

What is the capital of New York?

Albany

200

Historical readings often describe Napoleon Bonaparte as small in stature, coming in around 5'2". According to historians though, this is incorrect. What was his actual estimated height? 

5 feet, 6 inches. 

200

Allison went to the drugstore to buy mascara and Lysol. She left with what 8-foot long proof of purchase and toilet paper alternative? 


A receipt.

300

"Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!"

Which Kate is Donald Trump referring to?

Kate Middleton

300
Pimp My Ride was hosted by this American artist. 

Xzibit

300

How much does a gallon of water weigh?

8 pounds.

300

Which of these did Thomas Edison not invent:

A) Tin foil phonograph

B) Motion picture

C) Light Bulb

The light bulb! Warren de la Rue, a British scientist originally invented the light bulb, and an improved design was created by Joseph Swan but the bulb burned out quickly. Edison took from both of their inventions and made the first mass-manufactured light bulb. 

300

Beloved by middle aged white women on Pinterest, these conical sheets can be used for applying shoe polish, dusting, and filtering sediment from wine. 


Coffee Filters

400

Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be ____________ _____?

Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D?

400

Gumball Rally 3000 is an episode from this original MTV series that was discontinued in 2002. 

Jackass

400

Is “red” an adjective or a noun?

It's both. 

400

Einstein was offered presidency in this country:

Israel

400

Successfully ending sexism for all eternity, in 2017, Brawny launched its #StrengthHasNoGender Women’s History Month campaign by replacing its iconic, flannel-wearing man with a woman on what typical household cleaning product?

Paper Towels

500

(2012) _____________ should not take back ____________. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

500

Real World, which has been running for 32 consecutive seasons from 1992 to present day, is based on this famously popular PBS series.


An American Family

500

In Einstein’s famous E = MC2, what do the letters stand for? 

E: Energy; M: Mass; C: Speed of Light

500

According to many movies, plays, and children's history books, Paul Revere rode through towns on horseback screaming "The British are coming!" This is known to be a dumbed-down version of what he was actually shouting. What is the correct phrase that Paul Revere shouted over and over again?

"The regulars are coming out!"

500

Duck Dynasty star and famous homophobe Phil Robertson has been using this "nature's toilet paper" since 1976

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