BASIC "A"P MISTAKES
WHAT INTEGRATION TECHNIQUE SHOULD YOU USE?
THEOREMS VERSUS REAL LIFE
CALC QUESTION TO NUMBER TO ROMAN NUMERAL
"TAYLOR" SWIFT
100
LITTLE JIMMY TRIED TO FIND THIS VALUE BY LOCATING RELATIVE EXTREMA - BIG MISTAKE, AS HE FORGOT TO CHECK THE ENDPOINTS!
What is an "a"bsolute max/min/extrema?
100
What is u-substitution?
100
IF A FUNCTION IS CONTINUOUS ON AN INTERVAL, THAN THIS VALUE THEOREM GUARANTEES A MAX AND MIN VALUE. IN REAL LIFE, IT'S JUMPING OUT OF AN AIRPLANE.
What is extreme?
100
DERIVATIVE OF 3x2 - 5x AT x = 5
What is XXV (from 25)?
100
"SPEAK NOW (2010)" IS TAYLOR SWIFT'S ALBUM NUMBER THIS, ALSO THE POWER OF X IN THE SECOND TERM OF THE MACLAURIN SERIES FOR SIN(X).
What is 3?
200
SINCE THE LIMIT AS X --> INFINITY OF 1/X IS 0, SAL STATES THAT, AT SOME HIGH VALUE OF X, Y = 0. NOPE - THE LIMIT ONLY TELLS US ABOUT ONE OF THESE.
What is an "a"symptote?
200
∫ log(x) dx FROM 2 TO 3
What is integration by parts?
200
IF A FUNCTION IS CONTINUOUS ON AN INTERVAL, THIS VALUE THEOREM GUARANTEES A VALUE BETWEEN THE TWO ENDPOINTS. IN REAL LIFE, IT'S MEDIUM DIFFICULTY.
What is intermediate?
200
THE SLOPE OF THE LINE WITH PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS y = 816t AND x = 2t2 at t = 2
What is CII (from 102)?
200
WHEREAS TAYLOR SWIFT STANDS AT THE CENTER OF THE STAGE DURING CONCERTS, THE TAYLOR SERIES ∑ (2X + 4)n IS CENTERED AT THIS VALUE
What is x = -2?
300
AFTER USING EULER'S METHOD, SARA CLAIMS THAT AN UNKNOWN VALUE f(6) IS EQUAL TO 27/5. WRONG: 27/5 IS MERELY THIS INSTEAD.
What is an approximation?
300
∫ [2 / (x - 1)] dx from 0 to 2
What is improper integration?
300
FOR A CONTINUOUS/DIFFERENTIABLE FUNCTION ON AN INTERVAL WITH EQUAL VALUES, THE THEOREM NAMED AFTER HIM GUARANTEES A POINT WITH DERIVATIVE 0. IN REAL LIFE, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT FOLLOWS "EGG" OR "SPRING."
Who is Rolle?
300
∫ 6 dx FROM x = 0 to x x = 9. ALSO, SOMETHING WE NEED TO BE DOING FREE OF STRESS.
What is LIV (from 54)?
300
FOR TAYLOR SWIFT, "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY." IF YOU FOUND THE RADIUS OF CONVERGENCE OF THE INFINITE SERIES ∑ (-1)nXn / 3n, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WAS APPLY THIS TEST.
What is the ratio test?
400
FROM X=1 TO X=27, TIM FINDS THE INTEGRAL OF 4X^4 + 5X^2 - 7X + 6/4. HOWEVER, HE MISTAKENLY CLAIMS THE ANSWER TELLS US THIS, SOMETHING WE WOULD GET BY DIVIDING THE RESULT BY 26.
What is the "a"verage value?
400
DAILY DOUBLE:
∫ (5x-11) / (3x2 - 5x - 2) dx. HOPEFULLY YOU REMEMBER YOUR ALGEBRA!
What is integration by partial fractions?
400
IF A FUNCTION IS CONTINUOUS AND DIFFERENTIABLE, THIS VALUE THEOREM GUARANTEES AN X-VALUE WITH DERIVATIVE EQUALING THE AVERAGE RATE OF CHANGE. IN REAL LIFE, IT'S A BULLY OR CRIMINAL.
What is mean?
400
X-VALUE OF THE CRITICAL POINT OF THE GRAPH OF y = x2 - 200x + 10000
What is C (from 100)?
400
TAYLOR SWIFT PUBLISHED "OUR SONG" THIS MANY YEARS AFTER 2002, ALSO THE COEFFICIENT OF X5 IN THE MACLAURIN SERIES OF 8X3 * ex.
What is four?
500
PAULA STATES THAT THE INFINITE SERIES OF (-1)/n IS A DIVERGENT HARMONIC SERIES, WHEREAS THIS TEST WOULD SAY OTHERWISE.
What is the "a"lternating series test?
500
What is trig substitution?
500
THIS THEOREM OF CALCULUS: ∫ f(x) dx FROM a TO b = F(b) - F(a). IN REAL LIFE, IT'S THE MOST BASIC SKILL DEVELOPED BY A BABY.
What is "first fundamental"?
500
THE DERIVATIVE OF 2x2 * f(x) AT x = 1, GIVEN THAT f(1) = 3 and f ' (1) = 4.
What is XX (from 20)?
500
TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD BE WISE TO KNOW THE IDENTITY CREATED FROM THE TAYLOR SERIES OF eiθ, NAMED AFTER THIS 18th CENTURY SWISS MATHEMATICICAN
Who is Euler?