Ms. Ramos!
Chemistry
Superlatives
Chem Jokes you probably won't laugh at
100

What country is Ms. Ramos originally from?

Dominican Republic

100

Name the 7 strong acids.

HCl, HBr, HI, HNO3, HClO3, HClO4, H2SO4

100

Most likely to break a piece of equipment in lab

Renzo

100
Why are atoms untrustworthy?

Because they make up everything...

200

What is Ms. Ramos's favorite sport?

Volleyball

200

What are the units for Planck's constant?

Js-1

200

Most likely to talk so much they get split up to different groups

Thalia, Mia, Maddy

200

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for his drink. What does the bartender say?

For you, no charge!
300

What is Ms. Ramos's favorite element?

Boron!!

300

What was Rutherford's first name?

Ernest

300

Worst handwriting in the class

Naya

300

Why did the attacking army use acid?

To neutralize the enemy's base

400

Least favorite method of teaching?

Remote!

400

What are the possible values for the magnetic quantum number?

+1/2, -1/2

400

Most likely to finish each others sentences

Zoe and Ella

400

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution!

500

When did Ms. Ramos start teaching?

2001

500

What is the Nernst equation?

Ecell = Eocell - (RT/nF) ln Q

500

Best Bromance

Mason and Michael?

500

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear!