I am the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. At least I hope I am...
Keir Starmer
Geographically, our largest country by far...
Russia
The most prevalent cleavage in the UK.
Social Class
When a legislature has only one chamber.
Unicameral
It's got tofu but it's sticky! Sticky tofu, clever name right?
China
Unite Russia with me or I'll unite my fist with your face!
Vladimir Putin
Almost a billion people yet only one time zone.
China
The most prevalent cleavage in China.
Ideology.
This holdover from Czarist Russia is still kicking around... well, kind of.
Duma
What could be a better way to serve a boiled egg than to wrap it sausage meat. Well, you'll do that here.
UK
Is that a name or an acronym?
AMLO (Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador)
My teachers told me knowledge is power, but did you really need a tank to stop some students?
Tiananmen Square
This guy actually didn't make shoes, but he was good at leading Amerindian rebellions...
Zapatista
The "legislative" body of the CCP.
Central Committee
After a quick jaunt punting on what locals call "The Isis", you'll love having marmite in this country.
UK
We shall defend our isle, whatever the cost may be.
Winston Churchill
If you wanted a one-stop shop in Russia for cleavages, this would be it!
Chechnya
He didn't exactly "break" Russia, but the excessive drinking sure didn't help.
Boris Yeltsin
We're leading the way sure. But this really doesn't seem like that much of a celebration...
Vanguard Party
Spiced blood sausage, yummy. Should probably sacrifice that to the sun god...
Mexico
For the last time, it's not Cash My Check!
So close! Reassert control here and you might soar like Mike.
Taiwan (23rd Province)
If there was a way to break the PRC, Mao nearly did it with this...
Great Leap Forward
Obey your parents!!! See! Laws are fun.
Confucianism
After the meltdown, workers from this country were given two 750 ML bottles of vodka per day to keep them going.
Russia