HW
You use this for all assignments
What is PEN?
This phrase will get banned if you have Sameer in your class
What is MAD HEAt
Never forget to do this on essays
What is READ THE PROMPT AND MAKE AN OUTLINE
You know you're doomed when you hear this
What is "YOUNG PEOPLE"
This happens when the class does the rhetorical triangle
What is A STAMPEDE?
This happens when you get a rhetorical analysis prompt and you're a history nerd
What is COMMUNISM?
This is harder than the MC on the AP exam
Ms. Seibert's practice MC
What is depicted in this picture
Two AP students sitting 10 ft apart because they're not cheating
This book is worse than Great Expectations
What is TLOC?
This is Ms. Seibert's favorite music artist to play in class
Who is Taylor Swift?
Do this if you have an in-class synthesis essay
What is PARK YOUR CARCASS EARLY
You should do this when you see AP Lang memes the day of the AP test
What is LAUGH IN HIDDEN
The most painful assignments
What are EMERSON and THOREAU?
In my personal experience I would say you should never do this on essays
What is WHAT I JUST DID
alternatively,
What are Thie'reeau'd've'ai'n't
You should never do this on MC
What is GO BACK AND CHANGE YOUR ANSWER
This should be in your backpack and off and not in your pocket during the exam
What is YOUR PHONE
This happens when you procrastinate
What is LACK OF SLEEP (pronounced: dĕth)
This person will always set the curve, even if absent
How is Kailey? And they were roommates
CollegeBoard essays are not this
What is FREE REAL ESTATE
Things you should do before the AP exam
What is...
Attend practice tests
Do MC corrections
Get PLENTY of SLEEP