FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE
DR. BROWN IS A PALACE OF WISDOM.
WHAT IS A METAPHOR?
WHEN TEITELBAUM LOSES THE BATTLE AGAINST HIMSELF, WHEN TEITELBAUM GETS THAT CRAZY LOOK IN HIS EYES, WHEN TEITELBAUM STARTS MAKING BARNYARD ANIMAL SOUNDS, I KNOW THERE IS GOING TO BE TROUBLE!
WHAT IS ANAPHORA?
HE IS A SMART MAN.
WHAT IS A SIMPLE SENTENCE?
WELTIN IS COMPLETELY OFF THE WALL. ALL STUDENTS AT THE YESHIVA MUST BE COMPLETELY OFF THE WALL.
WHAT IS A HASTY GENERALIZATION?
THE DORM'S WALLS ARE BLACK WITH DIRT, AND THE ROOMS SMELL OF MOLDY SOCKS AND PERSPIRATION.
WHAT IS DESCRIPTION?
IDO KEISAR IS LIKE A TANK.
WHAT IS A SIMILE?
WHEN NOAM STARTS DISROBING, YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE, IF NOAM STARTS TO LOSE CONTROL, YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE.
WHAT IS EPISTROPHE?
HE IS A SMART MAN BECAUSE HE STUDIES.
WHAT IS A COMPLEX SENTENCE?
EVERYONE LOVES KIM KARDASHIAN. THIS IS WHY SHE IS THE GREATEST CELEBRITY.
WHAT IS AD POPULUM?
DR. BROWN IS NOT AS STRICT AS MR. AGENOR.
WHAT IS COMPARISON/CONTRAST?
THE WIND CRUELLY PIERCED THROUGH THE TALMID'S JACKET.
WHAT IS PERSONIFICATION?
BROOCKER BRINGS BRUNCH TO THE BIRTHDAY.
HE IS A SMART MAN AND HE IS A KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN.
WHAT IS A COMPOUND SENTENCE?
AFTER NOAM SLAMMED BLISKO INTO THE WALL, BLISKO GOT A GREAT GRADE ON THE SAT. NOAM SURE KNOCKED SOME SENSE INTO BLISKO.
WHAT IS POST HOPTER HOC, ERGO PROPTER HOC?
YETZER HARA IS THE EVIL ANIMAL PASSIONS THAT LURK WITHIN US.
WHAT IS DEFINITION?
I HAVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES TO SHEKT BVAKASHAH, HEY!
WHAT IS HYPERBOLE?
WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SALONS, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SPAS, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE BED, BATHS, AND BEYONDS. WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!
WHAT IS ANAPHORA?
HE IS A SMART MAN, AND HE IS A KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN BECAUSE HE STUDIES.
WHAT IS A COMPOUND-COMPLEX SENTENCE?
DON'T VOTE FOR BIDEN. HE IS A STUPID OLD MAN.
WHAT IS AD HOMINEM?
ATHLETES TODAY ARE VERY INTELLIGENT. SHAQUILLE ONEAL, FOR INSTANCE, HAS A PHD.
WHAT IS EXEMPLIFICATION?
NOAM CRASHED AGAINST THE WALL WITH A THUD.
WHAT IS ONOMATOPOEIA?
WHAT IS EPISTROPHE?
HE GOLFS AND HE DRIVES A GOLF.
WHAT IS A SIMPLE SENTENCE?
DR. BROWN WORE HIS GREEN SHIRT TODAY. I THINK THAT DUKE WILL WIN MARCH MADNESS.
WHAT IS A NON SEQITUR?
IF YOU TAKE STEROIDS, YOU WILL GET A HAIRY BACK, A DEEP VOICE, AND IT WILL SHRINK CERTAIN PARTS OF YOUR BODY.
WHAT IS CAUSE AND EFFECT?