WHAT IS ASYNDETON?
FIRST, YOU TALK IN A MONOTONE VOICE. THEN YOU TELL THE STUDENTS WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW. LASTLY, YOU DELIVER THE LECTURE WITHOUT A SMILE. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO BORE YOUR STUDENTS.
WHAT IS DIRECTIVE PROCESS ANALYSIS?
YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW TO HANDLE CHINA AND NORTH KOREA.
WHAT IS PERSUASION?
BLISKO IS AS HARDWORKING AS PATRICK MAHOMES IN THE SUPER BOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES.
WHAT IS SIMILE?
ELGOZY LOST HIS NOTEBOOK AND HIS MIND.
WHAT IS ZEUGMA?
TEITELBAUM IS INDEFATIGABLE AND DERANGED AND DROLL.
WHAT IS POLYSYNDETON?
THOUGHT IS MADE POSSIBLE BY THE PRESENCE OF NEURONS IN THE BRAIN. ELECTRICAL CURRENT PASSES FROM ONE NEURON TO THE NEXT THROUGH SPACES BETWEEN THE NEURONS CALLED SYNAPSES. NEUROTRANSMITTERS CAUSE THESE SYNAPSES TO FIRE, PASSING THE INFORMATION THROUGH THE DENDRITES TO THE NEXT NEURON.
WHAT IS INFORMATIVE PROCESS ANALYSIS?
NOAM DID NOT ALWAYS KNOW THAT HE WANTED TO BE A MALE CHEERLEADER. SURE, HE LIKED CALISTHENICS AND WORKING OUT. HOWEVER, IT WAS WHEN HE WATCHED RODGERS TWIST HIS ACHILLES TENDON THAT HE KNEW HE WANTED TO BE ON THE SIDELINES, CHEERING HIS TEAM ON.
WHAT IS NARRATIVE.
MEINER IS A VERITABLE TZADIK.
WHAT IS METAPHOR?
LET'S GO, DOG.
WHAT IS COLLOQUIALISM, INFORMAL DICTION?
DR. BROWN'S AP CLASS IS SOMETHING SPECIAL.
DR. BROWN'S AP CLASS TAKES NO PRISONERS.
DR. BROWN'S AP CLASS IS GOING TO GET SOME '5'S.
WHAT IS ANAPHORA?
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF STUDENTS IN DR. BROWN'S AP CLASS: THE TEITELBAUMS, THOSE WHO ARE COMPLETELY INSANE, THE GINSPARGS, THE ONES WHO CHATTER AND CHATTER, AND THE BARDAS, THE ONES WHO QUIETLY DO THEIR WORK.
WHAT IS CLASSIFICATION?
GOING INTO A CAIRO CAFE FREQUENTED BY ISIS MEMBERS IS NOT RECOMMDED IF YOU ARE A KIPAH WEARING JEW. THE NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS THAT ENSUE INCLUDE DEATH, TORTURE FOLLOWED BY DEATH, OR TORTURE FOLLOWED BY MORE TORTURE FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
WHAT IS CAUSE AND EFFECT?
WHEN BROOCKER TRIED TO FLY, HE LANDED ON THE GROUND WITH A THUD.
WHAT IS ONOMATOPOEIA?
PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY. i HAVE NOT EATEN IN SIX DAYS?
WHAT IS PATHOS?
HOW DOES SHARBANI EXCEL? IT'S THE HAIR.
WHY DOES SHARBANI HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS. IT'S THE HAIR?
TO WHAT DO WE ATTRIBUTE SHARBANI'S CHARISMATIC PERSONALITY? IT'S THE HAIR.
WHAT IS EPISTROPHE?
WHEN ONE WALKS INTO THE DORM, FIRST THE SMELL OF SWEATY SOCKS WAFTS THROUGH THE AIR, ASSAULTING ONE'S VULNERABLE NOSTRILS. THEN ONE YEARS THE CRIES OF ONE STUDENT BEING BEATEN UP BY ANOTHER STUDENT. LASTLY, ONE SEES TEN OUT OF CONTROL STUDENTS JUMPING AROUND.
WHAT IS DESCRIPTION?
MY LIFE DURING THE SUMMER IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM MY LIFE AT YTCTE. DURING THE SUMMER, I ENJOY EVERY DAY. IN CONTRAST, AT THE YESHIVA, I SUFFER THROUGH EVERY DAY. ALSO, DURING THE SUMMER I FEEL RELAXED. AT THE YESHIVA I AM STRESSED AND ANXIOUS MOST OF THE TIME.
WHAT IS COMPARISON AND CONTRAST?
I TOLD BREIER A BILLION TIMES NOT TO RUN THROUGH THE WALL.
WHAT IS HYPERBOLE?
I KNOW THAT I AM A REPUBLICAN, BUT I SYMPATHIZE WITH MANY OF THE DEMOCRATIC POSITIONS. I JUST THINK WE CAN DO THINGS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY.
WHAT IS ETHOS?
STILERMAN LIVES TO READ AND READS TO LIVE.
WHAT IS CHIASMUS?
THE REBBES AT THE YESHIVA ARE PRETTY KIND.
FIRST, THERE IS RABBI BERGIDA, ALWAYS WILLING TO HEAR YOUR CONCERNS.
THEN, THERE IS RABBI DREYFUSS WHO CAN HELP YOU TO ORGANIZE YOUR LIFE.
WHAT IS EXEMPLIFICATION?
LOSHON HARA IS DEFINED AS "EVIL TONGUE". HALACHICALLY, IT REFERS TO MALIGNING, FULMINATING AGAINST, DERIDING, DISPARAGING, VITUPERATING AGAINST, OR MAKING SCURRILOUS REMARKS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE, AND IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
WHAT IS DEFINITION?
OUT OF ALL THE MINDS IN THE CLASS, AARON'S IS ONE OF THE FINEST.
WHAT IS SYNECDOCHE?
BIDEN HAS STUMBLED EIGHTY TIMES, FORGOTTEN THINGS TWO THOUSAND TIMES, AND, OWING TO THIS IS NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT.
WHAT IS LOGOS?